h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Those wishing to join the church need only leave a message here (when they get around to it, of course) and I (at some point) will stop by and greet you.

hey, can i join?
pleeeaaaassssseeee???
luv a lazy omylouse |-o

How can I refuse an request like that (especially since refusing a request is a lot of extra w*rk for me. )

Than Q Big 'Evil' Dan!
now i have a perfect excuse 4 avoidin w*rk of any kind! (wayhay!)
luv a grateful omylouse

I sit here typing, late on a sunday evening, fastly approaching Mourning-day morning, and I look back on my weekend, and realize I have done nothing.

I am Happy.

Long Live the Weekend!



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Nereus

I wish u all as much luck of avoidin w*rk as i've had 2day. ah the bliss of many frees

luv an omylouse in a w*rk-free zone (aka 6th form computer room!)

Well, I've always been a member of the Church, but I figure it's about time that I actually made it official, so consider this just that.

Great place, I think I just found religion...
Can I join?

Dang, I'd kind of like to join, but I've just joined the atheists' club.

Soddit, who cares? I declare my intention to join, having lived entirely for the weekend (and any midweek parties going on) for the past, ooh, 8/10 years?

I don't have to DO anything though, do I?

i want to be a member, because i'm lazy

I, being of sound mind and body, and pure of spirit, do solemnly swear that i will forthwith abstain from any types of labor on any holy day or weekend for the rest of my mortal existence.
(If that doesn't get me considered... )

-The Wizzard

Ok! I'm back. I've been on administrative leave with pay for four months, and tied up in legal matters with the Government agency I used to work for (well, more to the point, "used to get paid by") but now I have time again for the Church of Weekendism! 1) WeakPun. Atheists may join. You are admitted. No, you do not have to do anything. 2) Researcher 186059 you are likewise welcomed into the Church. 3) Dax, you too. 4) Wizzard, you three. Alright. That takes care of applications. Now, if I remember correctly, Big Evil Dan used to ask new members if they wanted any particular post (so long as it wasn't higher than his). Do you guys want any posts?

Oh and sorry it's taken so long for your applications to get processed, but I have been very busy with not working, collecting puppies, going to parties, and comming in to work to talk on the phone to friends and looking at the internet. I have a headache. All this Church business is too much like work. I'll stop by later to see how you are all getting along.

In case you haven't noticed, Dan is off somewhere and I am not him, but I do have the power to make new members in Dan's absence, so I am.

Sri DrunkenDeath sends his compliments to those who have established such a sensible religion. He also wishes to join, if that is possible, in the celebration of the weekend, presuming your church aprooves of boozing?

This Church approves of everything but work and workish type things. Welcome! I have been setting a good example for everyone and missed the last five days at the office. Wooo Hooo!

Declaring wish for offical recognition and membership

Consider yourself recognized and welcome. Now here are some things you should consider as a new member: If you are attacked by a shark, you should try to punch it in the nose or the gill slits. Chihuahuas like fudgecicles. That's all for now, since my head hurts. I'm taking next week off from work and maybe the week after that and last week too so I may pop by here during that time and check in on you.

permanent weekends!! yeeeeeeeeeeeeees! me like!

Yes. Never ending weekends are best. In the state of California, water and chicken feathers are the only things you can legally throw out a car window. Remember that, never know when it may come in handy. Keep up the lack of work. x