h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ow! [Happy's nose explodes showering St Acolyte with snot and blood]

You look pretty [Happy lunges at St Acolyte with his 'Tickling Stick™' but being slightly disorientated only delivers a glancing blow].

*sweeps Happy and nails him to the floor with the S.C.Y.T.H.E*

S.C.Y.T.H.E* ? (sorry I should read the backlog )

I'm not going to explain what the S.C.Y.T.H.E is cis Zeb'll get ratty just suffice to sy it's the thig that gone throught your ribcage and into the floor

All my current postings are subjct to to me finding out what S.C.Y.T.H.E* is & how much damage it dose.
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[Looking at Zeb] Incoming, take cover

think of it with a plasmagan with a WHOPPING great blade attached(musch like a gunblad in FF8)

[peers at pretty hole in my ribcage] oooo baby your good [Happy now falls over (probably due to blood loss but possibly due to the bottle of J.D he drank earlier]

*S.C.Y.T.H.E blade splits in two revealing a rather nasty lookin chainsaw, SLaTfatF giggle manically*

[Happy looks at chainsaw] sexy [Happy passes out]

[sea] *to NYC* i think maybe he got the point... he's being better now...

happy, i really didn't mean to be mean to you, but i'm pretty sure NYC and i aren't the only ones who were irritated by your former fighting style... i say "former" because in the postings above, you've been better...

Sea I'm going to post on your page so as not to cause disrruption to the flow here.
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Happy briefly comes to & uses his cellphone to call S.T.U.M.P.E.D Medical Services, he then passes out again.

*sea, who is currently being plagued by EXTREME guilt, kneels down and heals happy*

Wey Hey

Thankyou

(If I have anything to do with your guilt, then relax you have been the perfect (evil) lady )

*sea gives a halfhearted grin*

So, er, you seen evilene recently ?

rotfl

*sea points to a nearby chair, which happens to have an evillene-shaped dent in it. a scream is heard from that direction and the chair overturns*

I like a girl that plays hard to get

Zeb: Darn it. I needed to sate some bloodlust! Oh well... now that the fight is over, let's all have a drink!!



Zeb:Oops.

Now that was kewl ! ....real talent