h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*As the rock arcs towards UH's head, he spots a shiny penny on the floor, and bends to pick it up. The rock misses, and knocks the can-o-whoopass from Zeb's hands. It lands on the floor. In slience, everyone turns to look at it. It begins to hisss, then bubble, the smoke, then rock. UH dives away - *


[I wasn't blunt. Just differently tactful]

And the problem with Monty Python, I feel, is that, while often excrutiatingly funny, it often fell flat. Oh so very flat. H2G2 was perfection itself, though. Ah, the joys of bathos.

Zeb: Well. Nice little battle we just had, eh guys? Who wants a drink?

Oh - go on then. So. Monty Python then. The films - good. The flying circus good/bad.

*Lafinass laughs at ZEB and joins him for a drink.*

[lafinass] Ah.... some bubbly is always good in the morning

[ angry ] BATTLE!!!!!

[ blimey ] No sir, I quiet agree.

[ angry ] You guys suck!! *door slams shut*

*Lafinass looks rather perplexed.*

[lafinass] If that wasn't the most interesting monologue.... wait, if my voices are conversing, is it a monologue because i am only one person or is it a dialouge because it is multiple voices????

*Lafinass Pours himself another drink.*

[lafinass] and for that matter, am i insane because i have voices in my head?? Or are there multiple personalities in my head?? i feel like i'm traped in that movie with the people going inside the the head of that guy that has people in his head.... hmmmmm, i must be going crazy.

InternalThoughts #1: No! NO! They weren't supposed to pour their OWN drinks! They were supposed to take this Whoopass-laced one I poured here! I just SAID the battle was over. It was a TRICK!

InternalThoughts #2: Well, too late now. I might as well stop fighting and start drinkin'.

InternalThoughts #1: IDIOT! I can't drink THIS! It'll explode!

InternalThoughts #2: Well I can't pour a new one! It will look suspicious.

InternalThoughts #1: Uh oh, they're noticing that I'm drinking mine. Gotta think fast!

InternalThoughts #2: I'll need a cunning diversion...


Zeb(suddenly): Why, look over there!!



Lafinass: What? I don't see anything.

Zeb: Oh. Never mind.

ERROR CORRECTION
< InternalThoughts #1: Uh oh, they're noticing that I'm drinking mine. Gotta think fast!>

Sorry, that should have read


InternalThoughts #1: Uh oh, they're noticing that I'm NOTdrinking mine. Gotta think fast!

erm yes ok, any one wanna get me a drink?

and me too!

okay... regarding backlog:

1. backlog is evil. no one should post while i'm gone.

2. regarding rape: guys, when you have a 200 pound male who wants to have sex whether you like it or not, do you REALLY think that a 130 pound woman is going to be able to do anything about it? i think not. rape is bad. and i agree with uncle heavy when he said that men are bigger because they don't carry the babies.

3. regarding US culture: yes, we are- sort of- a european country. our customs and government are based on those in europe. however, the term "european" usually tends to refer to countries in europe.

4. NOT ALL AMERICANS CARRY GUNS.

5. SOUTHERN STATES SPEAK ENGLISH, DARLINGS. i live in so california, and i speak french as a second language. yes, there are times when i wish i spoke spanish so i could understand what the mexican hoodlums down the street are hollering at me, but i really think it's better- for their safety and mine- that i don't know what they're saying.

allright. now, back to the binge drinking.

[lafinass] you arn't allowed to drink my queen, we both know how you get when you drink.

*Downs his drink and pours another.*

[white sea] we don't drink.

[black sea] i do.

[white] *angry* NO, you DON'T.

[black] YES, i DO!

*the seas tackle each other*

CAT FIGHT! cat fight gather round.......... I have a bad feeling I'm going to get smacked... </>

Whatever happened to evillene.

I'll have a drink, too. None of your piss american lagers though.

I find it ironic that a person from a culture that drinks WARM beer would compare OUR drinks to piss. Though I have no "official statistics, I'm sure that in a taste-test something like two-out-of-three would be unable to tell the difference between a room temperature beer and a mug of human urine.

hear hear! well said

well this is al very civilised*hates seas*

oops that should have been whatches seas dunno how the F*** I got that wrong

(good save)

*the seas continue to fight. evillene sneaks up behind UH and gives him a wedgie. then she smacks yo upside the head. then she jumps back into the shadows, laughing maniacally, and disappears*

erm bye?(directed at