A Conversation for H2G2 Space Centre
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Alien Started conversation Mar 25, 2000
You'd like to be a part of the staff?? Please report here. 
*The Employment Agency*
GreeboTCat Posted Mar 25, 2000
~Greebo proudly puts a NOW OPEN FOR BUSYNESS sign on the desk ... don't tell her about the spelling mistake... she made the sign herself...~
We need a Sanitation Technician (Janitor)... and a Refreshments Attendant... (Tea boy/girl)... any offer????
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 25, 2000
Well, I was thinking about applying for science officer, or a security agent . . . but if these are the only two options . . . I'll take the Refreshments Officer.
Of course, if anything else opens up . . .
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 26, 2000
Of course you can be Science Officer... always good to have n expert on staff... ~grin~... those two jobs were advertised as no-one seemed to want to take them...
Afgncaap5 is our brand new Science Officer... congratulations that man... here's a late 1960's looking uniform... please decorate it as you will...
Talking of Security... we do need a Chief of Security... someone who looks quite like Garibaldi from Babylon 5 would do nicely thankyou.... ~grin~
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Available positions...
Chief of Security...
Refreshments Attendant... (Tea boy/girl)...
Sanitation Technician (Janitor)...
Loads more available.... please ask at main desk if the job you want is not here... thankyou...
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Wilson Brown-Bear (PSoDL) Posted Mar 26, 2000
May I apply for the position of Sanitation Technician ... I think it would suit me very well,
WbB
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 26, 2000
Thanks for the science officer job! I'll get to work right away!
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Garius Lupus Posted Mar 26, 2000
Can I be the Head Gardener and Groundskeeper? Since this is a space station, that should leave me plenty of time to socialize.
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 26, 2000
Hi there WbB and Gari... nice of you to drop by... ~grin~... you both have excellent credentials for the jobs you wanted..
Garius Lupus is now Head Groundskeeper...
Wilson Brown-Bear is Sanitatian Technician...
Good luck in the new job guys... ~grin~...
Oh Gari... theres a few palm tree's being grown by Hanger #3... the owner says he will take care of them him self... ok... thanks...
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 26, 2000
Hey Affy... ~grin~... how about designer us some ships for the hiring out section...
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Alien Posted Mar 27, 2000
*talking to new employees*
My apologies I've not been around too much... But I see Greebo's been taking good care of things... Welcome to the Station everyone!!
*turns to Greebo*
Oh yes, we really need some ships to the rental office... There are supposed to be some ships coming from the Galaxy far far away but I hear they're having some problems in delivery... It might take a while...
And we -do- have a terrible security here at the moment!! (referring to the TDANE-Space Base-scene...) But where to find a Garibaldi-looking Security Chief??
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 27, 2000
Well Garibaldi is no longer needed since B5 shut down... or rather was blown up... ~grin~
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Alien Posted Mar 27, 2000
But that's exactly why he could be coming here... Who needs him in Mars anyway? But I thought you were talking earlier about someone looking like him... Of course original is always better than a copy...
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 27, 2000
Does this thing glide like a Dolphin and steer like a cow, if so you'll need an outrunner to warn and evacuate planets, moons, and space stations which may be too close to our flight path to avoid.
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Alien Posted Mar 27, 2000
That's perfect! How would you like to be called in official file lists of employees?
And I wonder if you've already got a place for keeping your ship... We've got pretty hangars here...
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SallyM Posted Mar 29, 2000
Could I be the station Optician?
I want to be one on earth, but didn't get the grades so I'm training to be a dipensing optician - see my page for the explanation.
I do know lots of stuff about being an optician, and have loads of mates who I can ask if there are any optical problems I can't deal with.
SallyM 
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 29, 2000
Of course you can be our Station Optician... ~grin~... you new title will be...
TA.. DAAAA...
Optical Technition... ~grin~
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Mar 29, 2000
*walks in and throws a resume on the desk* I'm applying for the Security Chief position. I'm big, and being evil, I have a special insight into the minds of evildoers. I think I would excel in this field.
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- 1: Alien (Mar 25, 2000)
- 2: GreeboTCat (Mar 25, 2000)
- 3: Afgncaap5 (Mar 25, 2000)
- 4: GreeboTCat (Mar 26, 2000)
- 5: Wilson Brown-Bear (PSoDL) (Mar 26, 2000)
- 6: Afgncaap5 (Mar 26, 2000)
- 7: Garius Lupus (Mar 26, 2000)
- 8: GreeboTCat (Mar 26, 2000)
- 9: Afgncaap5 (Mar 26, 2000)
- 10: GreeboTCat (Mar 26, 2000)
- 11: Alien (Mar 27, 2000)
- 12: GreeboTCat (Mar 27, 2000)
- 13: Alien (Mar 27, 2000)
- 14: Demon Drawer (Mar 27, 2000)
- 15: Alien (Mar 27, 2000)
- 16: Demon Drawer (Mar 27, 2000)
- 17: Alien (Mar 27, 2000)
- 18: SallyM (Mar 29, 2000)
- 19: GreeboTCat (Mar 29, 2000)
- 20: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Mar 29, 2000)
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