A Conversation for H2G2 Space Centre
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 29, 2000
~Greebo grins at Dan~.... Just the evil person for the job... welcome Dan...
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Ernesto Pix Posted Mar 30, 2000
*Rumpled looking guy carrying a large bag wanders in looking for a doughnut.*
You wouldn't happen to be needing a photographer would you? I'm pretty good and I only dissapear for a week or so at a time.
Ern
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Alien Posted Mar 30, 2000
Oh yes, we would be needing a photographer... Welcome!! 
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 30, 2000
Do you guys need a salesman for your spaceships? Someone to put on a big grin and lie through his teeth about the older modles -- or to point out the best points of the newer (more expensive) modles?
~Irving
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 30, 2000
Yes Mr Washington... ~grin~.. you input would be mosdt welcome in the sales section and in the rental department... ~grin~
Hmmm... a posh name for you would be Transaction & Rental Agent.. ~grin~
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 30, 2000
Sounds good! Thanks!
~Irving
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Ernesto Pix Posted Mar 30, 2000
*sighs with relief, got the job*
Great, now when's the coffiee break?
BTW are there any studio's around here?
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Alien Posted Mar 30, 2000
Umm, no, no studios at the moment... But empty rooms everywhere... Up there is one room with plenty of light... You could set a base there...
And welcome Irving!!
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Ernesto Pix Posted Mar 30, 2000
Sounds good to me, when you hire a Public Relations person, send them to me and we'll see what we can do about getting you some publicy. Could you arange a death defying crash or something? You know free advertising in the media.
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Alien Posted Mar 31, 2000
Of course we could arrange something like that but it might not be very practical... There would be terrible repair costs, I'm afraid... But I wonder if the TDANE-scene happening around here is dramatic enough to go for advertisement... But yes, we certainly need a Public Relations Officer... And while we're still looking for him/her/it, why won't you take some photos of the station and the staff...
*posing for the camera*
A Public Relations Officer urgently needed!! Please let us know if you're one!!
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 31, 2000
This is a formal application for the position of PRO. I'm good at partying and networking and those seem to be the qualities required.
Please, pretty please with doughnuts and milk.
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Alien Posted Mar 31, 2000
I'm impressed... You are undoubtedly perfect for this job - welcome!!
*turns to Ernesto Pix*
We've got a PRO now!!
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 31, 2000
Many thanx, Alien *Bows deeply*
Time to start organising a grand opening party, I think.
*Whips out Sub-Etha Mobile Phone and can be heard talking to people with names like Liz Hurley, Bill and Hilary (How's Chelsea), Stephen (Love your work, when are you starting on H2G2, the movie?) and others.*
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 31, 2000
So, er, where do I go to start?
~Irving
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Alien Posted Mar 31, 2000
Well, Irving, we've just received some ships and I believe you could now take the control of Spaceship Rental Office... Some of the ships might need a little adjustment before renting, because they all look alike and that's pretty boring... But I think Science Officer Afgncaap5 is the one to turn to about that... And it would be great if there were any places where you could get more ships or extra parts in them...
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Alien Posted Mar 31, 2000
Make it a BIG PARTY!!! All the Galaxy is invited!! Oh, no, that wouldn't cover everybody... All the galaxIES are invited!! And in case there are multiple Universes, they are all invited too... And of course other dimensions... Or perhaps rather the creatures living in them...
*starts looking for decorations and balloons*
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 31, 2000
A party... ~grin~... better all go over to the cheshire grin then...
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Ernesto Pix Posted Mar 31, 2000
Wonderful! Nice to meet you Doc, map out stratigy and prepare your deversions while I go shoot the staff. We may even want to put a newsletter together.
*Ernesto strides off into the bowels of the station muttering about doughnuts an films*
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Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan Posted Mar 31, 2000
*Lurks around the station, looking for people to arrest*
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Apr 1, 2000
A newsletter is a good idea, what think you, Alien? And it could stop all these people hanging around the employment agency.
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- 21: GreeboTCat (Mar 29, 2000)
- 22: Ernesto Pix (Mar 30, 2000)
- 23: Alien (Mar 30, 2000)
- 24: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Mar 30, 2000)
- 25: GreeboTCat (Mar 30, 2000)
- 26: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Mar 30, 2000)
- 27: Ernesto Pix (Mar 30, 2000)
- 28: Alien (Mar 30, 2000)
- 29: Ernesto Pix (Mar 30, 2000)
- 30: Alien (Mar 31, 2000)
- 31: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 31, 2000)
- 32: Alien (Mar 31, 2000)
- 33: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 31, 2000)
- 34: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Mar 31, 2000)
- 35: Alien (Mar 31, 2000)
- 36: Alien (Mar 31, 2000)
- 37: GreeboTCat (Mar 31, 2000)
- 38: Ernesto Pix (Mar 31, 2000)
- 39: Archangel Big 'Evil' Dan (Mar 31, 2000)
- 40: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Apr 1, 2000)
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