A Conversation for The h2g2 Language Thing - GERMAN Department
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
katkodl Posted Jul 31, 2004
Katkat! 
Throw those stupid translators away! You’re a nasty little girl, you know that!?
katkodl
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 31, 2004
*looks innocent*
Im not nasty!!! Why am I nasty!? I even sent you a picture of me looking rough this evening!
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
katkodl Posted Jul 31, 2004
You’re looking so sweet in that picture!!! 
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 31, 2004
*scowls vaguely but looks pleased*
Hey you know what? If you teach me German then I wont use the translator anymore...makes sense nein?
And what about a delightful email for yours truly? Or are you hard at work writing us a lesson? 
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
katkodl Posted Jul 31, 2004
Sorry, I’m a little distracted by watching Conan O’Brien! 
But you’ll receive an e-mail soon… and yeah, I’ll write a lesson…
katkodl
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
katkodl Posted Jul 31, 2004
ARTICLES
There’re three articles in German – every noun is either male, female or neuter.
Definite articles:
der: “the” for male stuff
die: “the” for female stuff
das: “the” for neuter stuff
Examples:
der Hund – the dog
der Apfel – the apple
der Sessel – the chair
die Katze – the cat
die Birne – the pear
die Wand – the wall
das Huhn – the chicken
das Bier – the beer
das Fenster – the window
Indefinite articles:
ein: male
eine: female
ein: neuter
Examples:
ein Hund – a dog
ein Apfel – an apple
ein Sessel – a chair
eine Katze – a cat
eine Birne – a pear
eine Wand – a wall
ein Huhn – a chicken
ein Bier – a beer
ein Fenster – a window
Any questions? Otherwise I’ll continue.
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 31, 2004
Is there ever any way to guess what article something is going to be?
And don't say there're...it looks wrong. Just because yu shorten it I don't think you can actually do it when writing...I'll double check though.
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
katkodl Posted Jul 31, 2004
Just one question before I'll continue:
What's wrong about "there're"? I don't get it 
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Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 31, 2004
23!
Sorry guys for clogging the learners thread but well...Im allowed to cos Im the creator and Katkodl's the HoD...soo...
*slaps self on wrists*
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 31, 2004
hey NICEGUY4...come to learn? Idle chitchat may not happen *gets out whip* Ahem...yes well we're special. To chitchat go to the speaking thread and talk in German 
You can't say there're because although it's a shortening of "there are" it just doesn't work...
try saying it out loud. You sound like a farmer sweetpea.
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
katkodl Posted Jul 31, 2004
Well, maybe I WANT to sound like a farmer!
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
NICEGUY4 Posted Jul 31, 2004
eerrmm how do i get on the thread
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 31, 2004
F1832046?thread=431827&latest=1
There!
Or alternatively you COULD have clicked on the link at the top of this page and gone there...but hey!
Kat you want to sound like a farmer you go ahead...if you want me to comment on your accent...
And come on! I want an answer to my question about articles!
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
katkodl Posted Jul 31, 2004
THERE'RE erm... There's your answer:
No, unfortunately you can’t tell the article by looking at a word. Well, a lot of words ending with “a” are female, and a lot of words ending with “er” are male, but as you will see in my next post that’s not always true. But quite often!
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
katkodl Posted Jul 31, 2004
RELATIVES
die Mutter – mother
die Mama – Mum
die Mami - Mummy
der Vater – father
der Papa – pa
der Papi – Daddy
die Schwester – sister
die Tochter – daughter
der Bruder – brother
der Sohn – son
die Geschwister (pl.) – siblings
die Großmutter – grandmother
die Oma – grandma
die Omi – granny
der Großvater – grandfather
der Opa – grandpa
der Opi – grandad (rare)
die Tante – aunt
der Onkel – uncle
die Cousine – cousin (female)
der Cousin – cousin (male)
Have I forgotten about any (near) relative?
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 31, 2004
nephew
niece
have we already done husband and wife?
how about saying "step-whatever"?
Language Thing-German BEGINNERS thread
katkodl Posted Jul 31, 2004
die Nichte – niece
der Neffe - nephew
(see also post 54 for...) der Ehemann – husband
die Ehefrau – wife
Stepwhatever is always „Stief“whatever:
der Stiefvater – stepfather
die Stiefschwester – stepsister
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