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ShadeTheif Posted Jul 31, 2004
I'm not sure it would be very pleasant to eat, but then people have sold celebrities' toenails on e-bay... 
You could try!
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 31, 2004
Right then ...
www.incrediblyrareandoddjam.com
Just got to wait for bit ...
*Bingley-bong!*
Oo - there's a collector in Tokyo who is offering me US$750! 
Do you think I should hold out for more?
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ShadeTheif Posted Jul 31, 2004
At leeasst hold out for $1000. This is a true "one of a kind", and remember, the dollar is really weak right now.
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ShadeTheif Posted Jul 31, 2004
Whatta you mean where's the jam?...
You had the jam...
Didn't you?
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 31, 2004
Who's got the jam? 
I haven't got it, you haven't got it, we know the kids haven't got it ... Hilary?
Grrrr
Hilary hasn't got it either. Oh no! Somebody's stolen the jam!
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ShadeTheif Posted Jul 31, 2004
Time for some detective work.
There's an obvious motive, so first we need to figure out who could have stole it.
Hmmmm....
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ShadeTheif Posted Jul 31, 2004
Ok, you call them, and I'll continue my investigations.
The people who definitely knew you had the jam are:
Arisztid, me, and you...
I'm fairly sure none of us took it, so it must have been someone else. Which brings us to the question...
Do you have any enemies?
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 31, 2004
Well *considers* There's Doug Ivory, I guess, but he was last seen heading off in a huff after a severe banjo trouncing at the HHH ball, ooo he was so rude to Lady Pennywhistle ...
But what would Ivory want with gooseberry and mackerel jam?
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ShadeTheif Posted Jul 31, 2004
If anyone was monitoring the hotel communications they would be aware of the value of that jam. Doug Ivory would have just as much a motive for stealing that jam for it's financial value as anyone else.
You could put a reward for information leading to the recovery of the jam.
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Trin Tragula Posted Jul 31, 2004
What would the reward be, though? I know - one of Arisz's 
s. Good enough to force the toughest criminal to squeal on his confederates.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Aug 1, 2004
ok. sounds good to me. i'm definately willing ot donate a to this very worthy cause.
i cant believe someone would sltleal the jam! are we sure that we didnt just misplace it?
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Trin Tragula Posted Aug 1, 2004
*Pats pockets* Pretty sure ... Thanks for the 
That should flush the jam thieves out.
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ShadeTheif Posted Aug 1, 2004
Perhaps it was the collector from Tokyo, he may have had a nearby agent who decided to save him US$1000.
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Trin Tragula Posted Aug 1, 2004
Er ... I think we may have a more immediate problem.
*With the Gooseberry and Mackerel vanished, the jam-crazed children are creeping back into the the tool room, eyeing the raspberry jam greedily*
Oh, why did I send Hilary to the shops for some more?
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ShadeTheif Posted Aug 1, 2004
I think I have found the cause! It is probably a conspiracy to take over the world by occupying earth's armies and police forces with the problem of containing the Jam Crazed Children (J.C.C.) while THEY slowly take control of the governments. The "bidder from Tokyo" was actually an agent of the organization and he was attempting to acquire and destroy the jam because of it's potential defensive power.
As for the problem at hand... Vestboy said he had an antidote for J.C.C., didn't he?
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ShadeTheif Posted Aug 1, 2004
Unfortunately he doesn't seem to be around...
WE'RE DOOMED!
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