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[A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} Started conversation Oct 28, 2004
[With a stunning view of a brick wall with fire ants crawling all over it. Some appear to be getting into the room....
There is a strong smell of wet dog/smelly socks and damp matresses combined.
You get the impression that until perhaps recently a tramp was living in this room]
[Walks in and inspects the room]
Ah, just like home. I could make a fair few complaints here
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Vestboy Posted Oct 28, 2004
*Backs into room without so much as a by-your-leave and places a tray with a huge steaming mug of tea on the bedside cabinet. Next to the mug of tea is a sugar bowl and milk jug. Next to the milk jug is a small vase with a single specimen rose with a single water drop on its leaf and beside that is a plate piled high with chocolate biscuits.*
Compliments of the management!
*Helps self to three biscuits.*
I wondered if you had any comments on your room?
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[A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} Posted Oct 28, 2004
Well I am impressed by how truly hideous this smell is
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Vestboy Posted Oct 28, 2004
Sorry, that'll be my vest.
It has secret powers so I can't wash it.
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[A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} Posted Oct 28, 2004
No this is good, what else can I complain about otherwise?
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Vestboy Posted Oct 28, 2004
You haven't tried the bed yet, have you?
Or the wardrobe... or the trouser press... or the kettle... or the shower.
You'll be... over the moon after that lot.
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[A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} Posted Oct 28, 2004
Really? Better than the fire ants?
[slaps at the ones biting him]
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Vestboy Posted Oct 28, 2004
*Examines fire ants and rubs one on the vest.*
Probably. The fire ants are painful but not normally lethal.
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[A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} Posted Oct 28, 2004
Oh really?
[examines the bed]
Are the blood stains and extra sevice you do then?
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Vestboy Posted Oct 28, 2004
*Looks at blood stains with puzzlement.*
They're not very fresh are they?
Wait here while I get a new mattress sent up.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Oct 30, 2004
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 1, 2004
Yes sir, as fresh as possible *examines bandaged fingers*. I hope it's to your liking.
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Vestboy Posted Nov 1, 2004
You shold see a doctor about that.
*hefts mattress onto bed and disarranges the bed clothes.*
How's that?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 1, 2004
*Mumbles* no no, I'm fine *hides hands behind back*
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hellboundforjoy Posted Nov 2, 2004
*pokes head in* Hullo? *overcome by odours, passes out in hallway*
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 2, 2004
Oh!
*Rushes over* Y'alright ma'am?
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Vestboy Posted Nov 3, 2004
*Fills bucket of water and wanders into the hallway. Stands poised with bucket held ready to swing.*
Stand back Lady P. This'll bring her round.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 3, 2004
*Stands back*
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- 1: [A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} (Oct 28, 2004)
- 2: Vestboy (Oct 28, 2004)
- 3: [A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} (Oct 28, 2004)
- 4: Vestboy (Oct 28, 2004)
- 5: [A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} (Oct 28, 2004)
- 6: Vestboy (Oct 28, 2004)
- 7: [A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} (Oct 28, 2004)
- 8: Vestboy (Oct 28, 2004)
- 9: [A Lost Traveller] { Netiquette? What Netiquette?} (Oct 28, 2004)
- 10: Vestboy (Oct 28, 2004)
- 11: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Oct 30, 2004)
- 12: Vestboy (Nov 1, 2004)
- 13: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 1, 2004)
- 14: Vestboy (Nov 1, 2004)
- 15: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 1, 2004)
- 16: Vestboy (Nov 2, 2004)
- 17: hellboundforjoy (Nov 2, 2004)
- 18: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 2, 2004)
- 19: Vestboy (Nov 3, 2004)
- 20: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 3, 2004)
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