h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Huh-wha?

*Worried* Y'alright am'am? Can I get you anything?

Ouch! *flicks off fire ant* I really want a but maybe I should start with some water. Ouch!

*Too late Vestie has let fly*
Would you like any ice with that?

*Is about to offer to get something from the bar when both she and Hellie are drenched with cold water*

I think maybe we should all get down to the bar - I could get you a blanket from the back room and a nice .

I'm already there! The cold water was effective on the fire ants tho. Thanks Vestboy.

You're welcome!





Any chance of a tip then?

......Howzat?

[cough]

did you want a tip from me perhaps?

Well... of course sir, it's at your discretion but I wouldn't say no.

*holds out silver platter with napkin on it.*

How would I split 3 pandas 50:50 with Lady P?

[digs in his pockets and produces a thing which his aunt gave him which he doesnt know what it is but cant seem to get rid of, , a , a plastic , a copy of HHG , another and a ]

Well, I'll keep the guide and towel, so that leaves you with a and a plastic

Oh and you can have my aunts thing if you like

Will that do?

That will do nicely!
*Pockets everything except the aunt's thing which he puzzles over.*
Was your aunt ever in the SAS?

I'm not sure, my aunt was quite a mystery

What happens if you pull the ring out of it?

Well, why dont you go to the reception, pull it out and find out

Ok then - see you later.
*Toddles off to reception with Aunties special 'thing'.*

[scratches himself and curses the ants]

*Checks rule book re ant cursing. Finds nothing so goes back to leaning on broom in the corridor.*

[notices the aunts thing appears not to have killed vestboy, and wonders wether he finally has got rid of the damn thing]

*Looks at new key fob. Sort of pineappley in demeanour with a handy, removable pin with a nifty ring for holding keys. Listlessly swings keyfob on index finger.*
Do you find time stands still sometimes?