h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have finally recovered from the hangover I got the morning after the first night I stayed here and now I am ready to start some serious slacking. Please make yourself at home.
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Please help yourself at the minibar.

Got any in the mini bar?

I've added you to the list of guestrooms

Thankyou!

The minibar appears to be well stocked but I have not inventoried it. There may be in it. Feel free to have a look. I'd check for you but standing still disagrees with me.

*Repairman Shade stops outside the door and knocks.*

Hello? This is the repairman.

*leaves note on the door*
note - "Hello, I'm Shade your friendly repairman. If you have any problems with plumbing, electrical, or other, make a call down to the Tool Room in the Basement (F1806957?thread=419691&post=5301816#p5301816). If I'm not there, then leave a message on the machine or on the list on my door. If you have an urgent problem then you may try to contact me at my home (U609417).


- Shade"

*Large polar bear barges open door of the room and enters carrying a damp parcel. Drops this on floor, growls for a bit then leaves*

*On the parcel is written '2 HELBOWND WIV FANX KIS KIS'. The minotaur may have helped Hilary with this bit*

Thank you, Hillary. I'll just put that over here with the rest of the...hey you know what? I bet some one in the What's Wrong with Researchers thread would really like this. I can't possibly use the whole thing myself anyway.

hellbound sulks in her room, checking her email occaionally between

*wanders around room, singing "I got it bad, and that ain't good"* sipping

Hi, Sorry if i'm intruding. I'm Arisztid Lugosi.I'm here to offer you a bouquet of flowers compliments of the hotel. Would you like some? We have many differnent varities, perhaps you have a preferance?

That would be lovely. Any mixed bouquet would be fine. Thanks.

here you go... a nice one with some iris' and a few carnations. enjoy. if at any point in your stay you'd like a new bouquet just come and see me in the tower room. i'll try to be back before you meed me, but you now they just dont make flowers the way they used to... if they wilt sooner than i expect just let me know and i'd be glad to come and give you more. also i'd love some company so if you'd like to come visit me in my room i've always got the water boiling and some good sancks.

THERE IS SOMETHING UNDER MY BED.

I meant

Shel is sleeping on the bed. Bingers is sleeping on the bed. I am sitting quietly with my laptop on the bed. And there is a noise coming from under the bed. My stomach was making noise a bit ago bit ago but it was a different noise. I put Bingers on the floor to see if he would go route whatever-it-is out but he has no interest. He went off to eat. The noise has stopped.

*Knocks on door and waits*

*Hilary lumbers in, places head right down on the floor by the bed and sends a growl under the bed in that special way that only a polar bear can*

Grrrrrrrrrr!

Thanks Hillary, that seems to have taken care of it. I don't know how that walrus managed to fit under my bed tho.

Hi Vulpix, not sure if you're still here but thanks for stopping by. Careful tho, I may have a walrus infestation.

*Hilary has a very careful sniff round the whole room*

Grrrrr

*It seems to be clear of walruses. Hilary doesn't seem to know whether to be glad or disappointed*

To my mind I think it's best that there are no walruses in my room. I'd be afraid of the clean-up that might've had to've been done if Hillary had found one. i'm not sure what she or he does with them. I wouldn't want to have to involve hotel management.