h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Flicks light on* Here you go! Plenty of room, lots of spare furniture around. Help yourself

Thanks, is there a cable internet anywhere in the building? I told Footbacon if there wasn't is wire it it.

(correction) ''I'd (not is) wire it in.

Well ... the word 'cable' brings to mind only the word 'gnaw' together with the word 'rodent'. Once upon a time 'cable': now only 'cables', separated by lots of chewage and gnawage.

Ok, I'll ad that to my list (plus metal tubing). Is there anywhere it needs to goto besides the reception desk?

*posts list on outside of door*
"Repairman To Do List-

Rewire internet (w/ metal tubing because of rodents)
Check pool filters and chlorine






I you have anything to add just write it on my list - Shade "

added to list - fix bedside cabinet in - Single Room#7, Second Floor (Baryonic Being's Room)

*Moves tools into room, then leaves to go home and sleep.*

Note: Do you happen to do any joinery? The toll that ferrets and polar bears have had on my cupboard has been a bit disasterous

p.s. I'll add your room to the list tonight

The Ballroom floor is covered in scratches and marks caused by people chasing fish. The boss knows about it but I think she's too embarassed to mention it as she was... involved.

Vestie

But who would have thought i'd put a in the ballroom!

Everyone.

But it's not there....

Anyway, I'm looking at Nuthatches in the Labyrinth 'cos my friend Trin pointed one out to me.

might find something else in there too....

Yeah, the minotaur had this thorn in his foot. I took it out for him. I think he was happy about it. Someone should tell him where the toilets are by the way.

Oh-ho! A spot of misdirection on Footie's part, methinks. So it IS in the ballroom!

Thank you, Shade, for agreeing to fix the bedside cabinet.

As an alternative to the metal tubing/cable idea for the internet, you could, of course, opt for some wireless hotspots. Then, any Centrino-technology-equipped laptop and any wireless-networking-capable computer could seamlessly and easily connect to any of the cable-less-internet-enabled receivers to connect to the internet, within a distance encompassed by the site of the whole of this hotel.

Simple, don't you think?

I think the handyman only has metal tubing and a big hammer, so we may be asking a lot.