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Witty Moniker Posted Oct 17, 2000
*Grabs her tote bag, hops into the ship and secures a seat near a viewport.*
I'm set.
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Garius Lupus Posted Oct 17, 2000
*Boards, stows away some large bags of gear and starts doing a detailed systems check.*
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 17, 2000
*Climbs on board. Finds seat. Reclines. Falls asleep*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 17, 2000
[The Millenium Bug is right next to the flying saucer]
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 19, 2000
*wakes up and wonders if this crate has stewardesses*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 19, 2000
[YK] [filtered voice-over on the flying saucer] Hold it! The new arrivals I mentioned earlier are here!
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 20, 2000
*passes out honey roasted peanuts and small pillows*
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Garius Lupus Posted Oct 20, 2000
*Gratefully accepts the pillow and falls asleep in the copilot's chair.*
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Witty Moniker Posted Oct 20, 2000
*accepts peanuts and pillow*
Um... he's just taking a nap ~before~ we go, right? I hope Affy wakes him up when it's time to take off.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 20, 2000
[Princess Zelda and Mackenzie board the Millenium Bug]
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 20, 2000
Please stow your carry-on luggage in the overhead compartments.
*begins to roll drinks-laden cart down the aisle*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Oct 20, 2000
*Notices Lil*
Oh, hi Lil! Thanks for providing the passengers with the basic flying comforts.
Okay, everyone, we've almost gotten everything ready for take off!
*Wakes up UH*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 20, 2000
[Zelda] Are you sure this ship is safe?
[YQ] Relax. We'll do fine.
[Zelda] Huh. Flying this ship? You must braver than I thought.
[YC] Didn't you just survive the Rodentar battle?
[Zelda] I was busy trying to use the Triforce of Wisdom. And besides which, we nearly blew up on six hundred forty-two occasions. And that was just the first five minutes.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Oct 21, 2000
Zelda, let me assure you that this ship is perfectly safe. Of course, if you've read YZPIS, which I think you have, this ship is one of the fastest and most secure in the Galaxy.
Everyone buckle up! We're going to make a quick run to the nearest junk yard first, because it's been a while since I filled up Mr. Fusion.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Oct 21, 2000
Please fasten your safety belts. For the comfort of our passengers, we have dispensed with emergency exits and the anxiety that is induced by contemplation of large red letters saying EMERGENCY EXIT. In case of an unexpected event, my pet sloth will run up and down the gangway bleating.
Drinks service will resume after the ship has launched.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 21, 2000
Most kind. Are there any dangers on this mission. We need specifics here, not 'Yes, there are dangers...'
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 21, 2000
Zelda is on the Millenium Bug, you strange person!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Oct 22, 2000
I believe Zelda is a character from all of those Nintendo games dealing with Link.
Okay, start engines.
*The engines begin humming*
Check all internal and external diagnostics.
*Several beeps indicate that the ship is OK*
Begin launch sequence.
10...9...8...7...
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- 21: Witty Moniker (Oct 17, 2000)
- 22: Garius Lupus (Oct 17, 2000)
- 23: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 17, 2000)
- 24: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 17, 2000)
- 25: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 19, 2000)
- 26: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 19, 2000)
- 27: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 19, 2000)
- 28: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 20, 2000)
- 29: Garius Lupus (Oct 20, 2000)
- 30: Witty Moniker (Oct 20, 2000)
- 31: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 20, 2000)
- 32: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 20, 2000)
- 33: Afgncaap5 (Oct 20, 2000)
- 34: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 20, 2000)
- 35: Afgncaap5 (Oct 21, 2000)
- 36: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 21, 2000)
- 37: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 21, 2000)
- 38: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 21, 2000)
- 39: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Oct 22, 2000)
- 40: Afgncaap5 (Oct 22, 2000)
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