h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

....... or maybe they have some Chimpagne ?

Hmmmm. I feel like celebrating a bit. Maybe we could get a bottle of Dom Perigrine.

If you're thinking of celebrating just ask the Famous Grouse.

..... but whatever you do don't go near the Wild Turkey.

Then of course there's always the Glen Fishish to consider ?

*to the McApe*

Excuse me do you do any Desserts ...... I'm in the mood for gnubarb and custard.

..... done in a nice puff adder pastry ?

..... or maybe if you have some goatmeal we can have porridge for breakfast ?

Sir, everything we serve can be found on the menu.

Will there be anything else?

Wait! I'll have some of the fruit salad with antelope melon, bartlet bears and mixed beri-beris, please.

.... and some rich-otter cheese and Yak'ers to round everything off !

Very well, your order comes to 84 Moxons. Please pull ahead to the first branch.

*pulls out a 100 Moxon chip*

Look! There are picnic tables on some of the branches! We can park, let Red Dog loose, eat AND look around.

*Pulls the raft to the first branch*

*holds out the 100 Moxon note* Mark you, there's been considerable inflation since our time. 84 Moxons would buy you a small chalet with a view of Mt. Sandeverest in ~our~ day.

*Takes the proferred bill and sniffs*

A Swiss Chalet, no doubt.

*Hands Lil her change and smiles.*

Please pull up to the second window, and have a nice day.

Er, second branch, that would be.

Ha! You were out of character! If you toss in some extra fruit fries, I won't tell the manager.

Fruit fries for everyone. On the treehouse.

And who says that you can't communicate orders to fast food restaurants these days?