h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*waggles fingers and shows GL two of them in a traditional British greeting to let him know that everything is just fine *

Ah, V for Victory is it? Or is that the peace sign. Wait a minute, isn't that supposed to be palm out?

*Rummages in the garbage bag and pulls out his Hoppy Meal, inside its own paper bag. The paper bag squirms in his hands, as if something inside is bouncing against the paper.*

Mmmmmm. The frog's legs must be very fresh.

*Unties the other ankle, freeing up the legs*

Let's see if he can still walk when we finish....

*Unties ALL the fingers of his right hand.*

There, now you can help untie yourself, Red Dog. You want to get that rope holding your elbows together?

*settles down and tries the fruit fries*

These are really good

Very. Still, I can't help but wonder what they're made of.

*pokes Gw7en*

*still no reaction from the sleeping beauty*

Eh... *digs in pockets and comes up with a very crumpled 20 Moxon bill from the London winter meet-up 2002*

Could I please have whatever is best suited to still the ravenous hunger of someone who's been unconscious for some time? Take-away, please!

*bit by bit, a knot here and a knot there becomes undone, first a hand then an arm then whole limbs become unentangled until he is free*

Oh No !

Pins and Needles !!!!

Big Time !!!!!!!

*slightly miffed, decides never to untie anybody again, since the ropes appear to retie themselves immediately after her last post*

*also takes note of Red Dog's ingratitude, since she's the one who recommended freeing him*

*sits at the end of the table and sulks, looking out over the veldt*

*running round rubbing everything against anything*

/* Takes food at random and eats it with his eyes closed, but making sure it passes the Zeppo test first. */

I don't want to know what's in it. Some of it's pretty tastey though.

/* holds up a Big Macaque */
But Zeppo is growling at this one. Does anyone else want it? I'll pass.

No thanks. My fish is fine with me.

*Finishes shutting down the raft, walks over to Lil, commends her for recommending the release of RD.*

Pass whatever is mine this way please.

*Sits next to Lil.*

*continues eating beef jerky and shooting withering glances at RD*

You look like a ferret, rubbing yourself on everything like that. That's exactly how they behave after they've been bathed. Desperate to get stinky again.

*running on the veldt rubbing up against trees*

In some countries he would get arrested for that

Don't worry, d'E. I don't know about the fish, but my burger is made with Perfectly Normal Beast.

Red Dog's food is going to get cold.

*groggily regains consciousness at the smell of... food. blinks and sits up slowly*

Where are we? I don't seem to remmeber anything... Did anyone get the license of the Mac truck that hit me?

*grabs the Big Maque at random and consumes it, not looking at it and too hungry to think about what it is she's eating*

Sorry for my absense. RL stepped in at the most inopportune time. I've told everyone at w*rk that they have to limit my OT much more drastically than they have been, though, so it shouldn't happen again.