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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 21, 2004
Don't carpet on about rug punch to me ..... last time I had one of those I spent a night on the tiles 
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McApe Posted Mar 21, 2004
Very well, sir. We wouldn't want to "rope" you into "tying" one on.
Perhaps a softy, er soft drink?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 21, 2004
*mutters to himself about his present immobile state*
Maybe just an Orang juice then.
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Gobold Slave (you can call me Gord) Posted Mar 21, 2004
*Turns to IAN*
I'm not to hungry. I think I'll just get a soda.
*Calls out to the speaker*
I'll have a large lemur-lime soda, please.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 21, 2004
If you don't have one of them maybe a hot drink - do you serve Capuchin ?
And I changed my mind about the Bao 
..... could I have some bread and marmoset instead ?
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Gobold Slave (you can call me Gord) Posted Mar 21, 2004
Actually, maybe I will have a bite to eat.
Can you add one chinchilli-dog to that order, please?
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Garius Lupus Posted Mar 21, 2004
Oh, and can I add some of those chocolate-chimp cookies to my order, please?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 21, 2004
Hey on second thoughts if you're MacApe do you serve Macaques ?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 21, 2004
No but the service here is Tarsier than King Kong
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McApe Posted Mar 21, 2004
Well, sir, if you prefer you can go to King Kong and have one of their grasswhoppers.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 21, 2004
I don't want to labour the point but there's also a whater-buffalo- a few trees down that'd be happy to serve us !
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McApe Posted Mar 21, 2004
I'm sorry, sir, if I offended you. I'll throw in a free order of Chicken McMaggots for you.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 21, 2004
No problem .... I'll take a Diet Coke-Koala with that order thanks
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Gobold Slave (you can call me Gord) Posted Mar 21, 2004
Wait, I think I want to change my order.
I'd like the frog legs Hoppy Meal please. And an Ape-le pie.
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Gobold Slave (you can call me Gord) Posted Mar 21, 2004
*Turns to IAN*
Can I order you something? An Egg McPuffin, perhaps?
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Coniraya Posted Mar 21, 2004
*gigling so much she is danger of falling out*
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Witty Moniker Posted Mar 22, 2004
*Wakes up ravenous.*
Man, I could really go for a bag of , I mean chips... you know, 
.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 22, 2004
I don't get it....
I'll have a Shorter Flounder from Trees. I've heard good things about arboreal fish.
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- 1281: McApe (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1282: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1283: McApe (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1284: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1285: Gobold Slave (you can call me Gord) (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1286: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1287: Gobold Slave (you can call me Gord) (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1288: Garius Lupus (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1289: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1290: McApe (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1291: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1292: McApe (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1293: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1294: McApe (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1295: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1296: Gobold Slave (you can call me Gord) (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1297: Gobold Slave (you can call me Gord) (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1298: Coniraya (Mar 21, 2004)
- 1299: Witty Moniker (Mar 22, 2004)
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