h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Suddenly Arnold, the helper monkey, shouted out: "No you don't. Not another time warp thingy." And the story promptly stopped its time travel for now. Arnold continued: "Now we are gonna lay down some little basic facts to keep the story from getting too insane. For starters, Maria is temporarily missing until some researcher decides to add her back to the story. And to keep a little flavor in this story let us say that Steve the dog is now present with us so we can have another personality to chat with."
Just then a flock of wild geese broke
9.999999999999999999999 X 10(to the millionth) mile per hour barrier. They promptly disappeared from space time and had absolutely no affect on this story or any other.

"Ruafff!!!" Steve said, wagging his tail. Then he smiled. "I almost forgot how cool it is to be a dog!" Happily he rolled around in the mud.
"BTW," he said, lookind at the next researcher. "I'm kinda fed up with being a cocker spaniel.. mind if change breed??"

The next researcher said, "Sure you can change breed, but I really don't know much about dogs and I wouldn't want to accidentally turn you into a huge slobbery thing, so I'd better stick to what I know. Would you like to be turned into a DogCow™?"

Steve grimaced. "No please."

The next/present researcher offered some new suggestions. "How about a poodle? Pretty classy breed, but then again I hated my mom's poodles and they are just too prissy sometimes. Wait, how about that breed Lassy was. You know, the labrador, or whatever it's called?

"Duh!" Steve wagged his tail. "Lassie was a Collie! And I don't want to be a collie.. they have so much fur that has to be taken care of and brushed every #%¤#%¤# day! They are cute though..."
"Hm.. how about a dacsh hound ? You know.. those little ones with a long back..`?".

"No" the researcher replied: "Maybe a weiner dog!"

Steve thought. "Well, maybe, but I made fun of all of them when I was in school. I'd never be able to show my face at another class reunion again. Same goes for Chihuahua. As you can see, I don't want that option so much that I can only guess at the spelling."

"How about a german shepherd? Or was that already suggested.?"

I just don't know, how about a terrier?

Look, he's gotta be something. Let's make him a terrier and leave it at that, okay?

Okay let's vote, all for terrier, (1 vote from me). All against? (I heard no one so 0 votes against and terrier wins).
P.S. There is a terrier song from the sketch comedy show Kids in the Hall, it's pretty funny to watch.

And with that, Steve became a .... Terrier!!!!!!

Just then, some researcher decided to add Maria back to the story.

"How could you have forgotten about me?!" she wailed. "And how come the dog gets to change breeds, but I can't even get free liposculpture? I'm calling my lawyer!"

Liposculpture, Is that when you make a sculpture out of the fat taken from someone's body during liposuction?

(Well, let's go to a commercial brake while we discuss the Liposculpture stuff)



Watch for more Camo Cameos, coming soon to a Gam Room near you!!!!

. . .

trust me, the term is liposuction, but I think liposculpture could actually sell on ebay.

"Now, will you stop that!!!!!!!!!!??? I'm trying to get some attention here!" Maria screamed hysterically.
"Shut up!," a researcher snapped. "Can't you see we are busy discussion liposculptures here??!

Liposculpture, as I understand it, is kind of like liposuction but they actually try to shape things like making a 'six-pack' on someone's chest to make them look more muscly.

Coming soon . . . will these stories ever end? Probably not. However, it's pretty meangingless anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Watch "The Story" on the same network as "The Froggie Story."

Have you ever wanted to blow something up? I mean anything at all. Well here's your chance because there is about to be an explosion and only the next researcher can decide what blew up. Remember, millions will enter but few (or rather one) will win.
BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

So a person rushed in with the hopes of being the next researcher, and blew up a pentium ||| chip while mumbling some apology involving toast.