Escape Pod Dreams - 65
Created | Updated Apr 14, 2004
Escape Pod Dreams: The sesquicensequelabearableinachinashoppe Issue

Churl, Interrupted...
Another week, another series of memory blanks. In pad form, no less. The more things I write down, the more pieces of paper I have to lose.
As for the computer, I began by giving my files odd names and dumping them in weird places.
The fun part is finding things I'd forgotten about. The unfun part is losing the things I remember...
Which means my computer is not much better than my file cabinet or the piles of paper in my office, shed, bedroom, living room and briefcase... only more compact and more likely to disappear in the blink of a blue screen...
Still, we can't have everything... as Steven Wright once thought he said. Where would we put it?

More reasons to check with your witch doctor before beginning an exorcise program :
1. 8:57 AM
IPR Presents: Should the Bitesize GCSE Revision be easier to swallow?, or...
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Minsky Mouse: He gets more fanmail than the Pope!
2. 9:57 AM
IPR Presents: Should the deaf read Playboy in Braille?, or..
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Owner of the Jason Robards, Jr. fan club: peanut butter is my friend
3. 10:57 AM
IPR Presents: How to lose weights in twenty-five minutes, or...
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Son of the Lost Emperor: No ticket, no laundry... ha!
4. 11:57 AM
IPR Presents: Three Card Monte and it's relationship to real estate brokerage, or...
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)
