h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Lumien jumps back as the medallion hits the ground. She suddenly notices Wolf.*

Hi Lord Wolf, I thought you were still asle- oh. That must have been Konrad. You two look a lot alike.

*She examines the medallion.*

*The High Lord enters.*


What in Imardin is going on here???

*has a gut feeling something isnt right and pulls out his Katana*

Lumien i wouldnt go so close to that if i was you, i have a strange feeling somethings about to happen.

Lumien I here you've been looking for me

*bows head to high lord* Hello sire, we do not know exactly but i myself have a strange feeling that something isnt right here

*Thinks about curtseying but realises she's still in her chemise and thinks better of it*

Lord Craxus we have a severe Fie problem

*Laughs.* You really needn't worry. I assure you, my gut feeling is more fine-tuned than yours. It's about survival. But...

*She stands, and walks to Shaylar.* I was looking for you, Lady Shaylar. I need a wood elemental spell adapted to work on small plants. We don't have nearly enough fairywort to stem the epidemic, and we need to make them grow faster. I know it can be done, I saw the elves do it. Will you help me?

*the hole in the ceiling widens*

*Freezes, bows, shuts up, and steps out of the way when she sees the High Lord.*

Lumien.. but still best be careful.

*sits on a chair humming to himself*

I don't know how to do a spell like that But I'll have a look in some of the books in the library see if I can come up with something to make the earth speed up growth time, it may take some time and I'll need your help you know what you need me to do

*stands up and moves to another chair, just before a big pieve of plaster from the ceiling hits him* Hmmmm talk about close

*with a loud crunch, plaster and wood splinters rain down from above*


*the leg of Lord Kandrill's bed pokes through the hole*

*Goes over to Lord Craxus*

We need to get this Fie thing sorted out now

*Stands with her hands on her hips glaring at him*

Yep. Fies.

Everybody get clear!

*with one loud crack, the leg of the bed becomes jammed in the hole*


*the destruction stops, the noises end*


*plaster dust hangs in the air like a light fog, playing in the sunlight*

*Stands up and pulls out his wand and katana in both hands*

Come on you little beggers

*Clamps hand firmly over whasisname's mouth.*

Shhh... I've read about these, they divide when they're startled.

Right....


*Walks over to the window and opens it, with one swift arm movement the wind picks up and pushes out all the dust in the air.*


Ya, sad that they destroyed a priceless chandelier thats been in the guild for over a century.


*Moves his hand and the chandelier lifts up off the ground.*