h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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What do caretakers do? Sorry for the lack of knowledge on my part but I don't really know the classes here.

~Thoran

Caretakers are associated with animals.
*strokes Mayon's head*

*the Fie climbs from the sideboard to the drapes*

yes, we tend to work with and look after animals, I only know one offencive spell, it was the only one my father knew. And no, there is no rivalry, I just don't like him much...

I see.
*finishes his food*

~Thoran

*raises an eyebrow at Wolf*
What's wrong with him?

He's an arrogant little pup who seriosly needs his ego deflating

< he /is/ lying, Wolf threw a knife at Lycan >

*the Fie climbs from the top of the drapes, across the ceiling molding, to the chandelere*

Ssh, calm down. I'm sure it's not worth getting het up about.

*the chandelere shakes violently before breaking its chain and cashing down on the Wolf's dining table*

[Fie]...!

*due to his reflexes is diving away from his place just in time as the chandelere chrashes down where he had been a second earlier*
WOAH!
What happened there?
*looks up*

~Thoran

*Mayon stalks away from the wreckage*
*Asalie shrieks and leaps out of the way*
What the hell!

*the Fie scurries into the hole where the chandelere once was*


*the table the chandelere fell on has been badly damaged, all legs broken. An assortment of broken china, food, silverware, and wax candles are strewn about the immediate area*

My coffee!

Ah, that's our little infestation

*the coffee forms a puddle on the floor*