h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok thats it,,,,, *waves wand* familiar appear i command thee * a giant cobra appears

Ah hell

*Sends up an ice spell to freeze them into a large ice cube*

*Kelmans Cobra bites 2 at a time but its bo use they keep on multiplying*

~~~Where are you? What's happening? And why are the walls shaking?~~~

*calls back his cobra*

My lady this does not seem to be working, if i rememmber rightly correct me if im wrong but arent fles vulrable to heat?

~~~CONTROL THESE FIES!!!!~~~

*The High Lord looks around.*


Alright, if these Fies are semi-smart they will respond....Right Fies...I'll give you to the count of three to get out of the guild hall....


1......


*Looks around*

*uses his want to break open the doors*

*runs in, sees the Fies, screams like a little girl*

*calms down*

OK, you with the wand, don't drop them! Ladies, bring that giant soup toureen from the buffet to the center of the room. Craxus, I need you to make a Grey Vortex charm!

*fles zoom over his head*

*Holds out his hand.*


Lord Polonius, I got this handled.


*A slight energy ball forms in his hand.*


Alright Fies...2!!!


*The ball gets bigger.*

When the toureen is in place, Craxus must throw the charm into the toureen. Then you drop the fies and they will be sucked in. Slamming the lid on the toureen will protect the rest of the building (and us) from being consumed until the vortex calms down in 30 sec.

*figures its not a good time to be standing by the high lord and backs off to the corner*

You never listen to me. You didn't listen then, and you don't listen now.

*takes cover under a table.*

*the Fie-mass gows to the extent of the room*

*windows shatter, masonry cracks*

not wanting to appear 'thick'.......but what are 'fies'???

*directs the fles with his wand into the centre of the room*

Ok then lets do it