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Vestboy Posted Jun 28, 2004
We-ell. Oh alright then if you insist. We've got to work out what music I'm going to do it to, though. They always have music. Also I'm going to have to enter as a woman otherwise I won't be able to wear the vest. I can get the lower bit starched and use some fruit and veg to dye it different colours without losing the original stains.
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F F Churchton Posted Jul 1, 2004
If someone did'nt read the backlog they might think something else...
*releases drift*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jul 14, 2004
Uhm...I say, I didn't know this was THAT kind of hotel. Nothing in the brochure indicated torture chambers and that sort.
Is there a doctor around? I think I'm suffering from a touch of the old Kverulantis Hypocondrae.
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F F Churchton Posted Jul 14, 2004
Try the cinema, he often hangs around there but he'll just tell you to get some exercise!!!
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jul 14, 2004
He'll get arrested for murder then.
Hah! Is that Vestie over there? Why is he all pale and sweaty and icky? And why is he wrestling with the coffee vending machine?
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Jul 14, 2004
My god! It's totally obscene!
*Approaches coffee vending machine*
Uhm, Vestie? You alright?
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The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 Posted Jul 14, 2004
the vending machine is alive?
oh no
throws 
s at the vending machine
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Vestboy Posted Jul 15, 2004
Coffee vending machine?
*Pulls foot out of dispensing hole and fingers out of money slot.*
No wonder I couldn't get it to swing.
*Rubs coffee dregs on vest*
Come for some exercise, Duke?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 12, 2004
*jogs in wearing his silver spandex all in one hyper intensive excersize suit*
*makes a bee line for the tread mills*
*flexes his muscles then replaces them back in there tank which he balances in a near by window sill*
* sets the treadmil to ALIEN and starts to run*
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Vestboy Posted Aug 13, 2004
*rubs muscles on vest*
You never know!
*Looks at Cal's legs blur. Leans forward to get a better view of the logo on the running shoes and accidentally turns the machine to EMERGENCY OFF.*
OOOh, sorry!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 13, 2004
*cal feels himself speeding into obvilivion qucik as a flash hits the button on his hoover running shoes which enable to brake mid air*
Wow there vesti what are you trying to do?
Kill me per chance?
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Vestboy Posted Aug 13, 2004
*Breaks out into a sweat*
Thank goodness you're Ok! That could have been a nasty accident.
Hoover shoes? That's handy - you can clean the house while exercising. Neat invention. Trin would be proud.
*Turns machine straight back to Alien*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 13, 2004
*cal not expecting this flies backwards after hitting his chin on the top of the treadmill*
*he lies dazed for a moment then starts to pick himself up off the floor*
HEY JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
*starts to advance on vestboy in a menacing manor*
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Vestboy Posted Aug 17, 2004
*scratches vest to release odour of peacuful music what calms the savage breast*
It was an accident. I'm clumsy ask anyone.
*Sweeps arm in a gesture of taking in the whole room and knocks the retaining screw off a set of weights causing them to fall one by one onto the weight lifters foot.
Weightlifter: "Aaaagh! He's telling the truth, he's really clumsy!"
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 17, 2004
*watches*
Umm
*scratches head*
I might be able to cure that for you
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- 21: Vestboy (Jun 28, 2004)
- 22: F F Churchton (Jun 30, 2004)
- 23: Vestboy (Jul 1, 2004)
- 24: F F Churchton (Jul 1, 2004)
- 25: The Duke of Dunstable (Jul 14, 2004)
- 26: F F Churchton (Jul 14, 2004)
- 27: The Duke of Dunstable (Jul 14, 2004)
- 28: F F Churchton (Jul 14, 2004)
- 29: The Duke of Dunstable (Jul 14, 2004)
- 30: The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 (Jul 14, 2004)
- 31: Vestboy (Jul 15, 2004)
- 32: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 12, 2004)
- 33: Vestboy (Aug 13, 2004)
- 34: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 13, 2004)
- 35: Vestboy (Aug 13, 2004)
- 36: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 13, 2004)
- 37: Trin Tragula (Aug 16, 2004)
- 38: Vestboy (Aug 17, 2004)
- 39: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 17, 2004)
- 40: Vestboy (Aug 17, 2004)
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