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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 28, 2005
What's the time signature for the bar?
If 3/4 time, it's a waltz.
If 4/4 time, it's a march.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Jul 29, 2005
Well, it definitely isn't March... almost August, really.
Ooh, and August is when I go on a break!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 29, 2005
Mee too 
Going over to my Fathers for a couple weeks I think 
*does a dance on the floor 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 29, 2005
We're gonna waltz around the schmaltz tonight,
Gonna waltz, waltz, waltz till broad daylight.
Gonna waltz, Gonna waltz around the schmaltz tonight.
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Vestboy Posted Jul 31, 2005
Did someone say we need a sign for the Bar?
Here I found this in Marks & Spencers ladies wear department near the outsize foundation garment range.
*Holds up big sign that says BRA*
It's fairly close. People can ignore the picture.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 31, 2005
I recon that will do... we're normally too drunk to read peoprly anyhow 
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arrietty42 Posted Jul 31, 2005
I can sing you a smokey song - and my legs are good - and I know how to use them....
"you can leave your hat on"
....
See this lace and these sparkles?
Someone get me a hat
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Aug 1, 2005
Um, Ms. Arrietty ma'am, if you'll excuse me please... this really isn't this sort of place ma'am.
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Trin Tragula Posted Aug 1, 2005
I'm thinking the 'BRA' sign might be giving the wrong impression ...
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Aug 1, 2005
The wh--
*Suddenly sees sign*
Oh goodness! Where did that come from?
*Removes sign*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 1, 2005
That sign is a long way from the Boston Redvelopment Authority.
How do you suppose it got here?
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Aug 1, 2005
Interdimensional vortex?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 1, 2005
Um, the transposition of letters would make that an intredimensional vrotex. 
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Aug 6, 2005
What, the transposition or the intredimensional vrotex?
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F F Churchton Posted Aug 8, 2005
The transposition of the intredimensional vrotex, it sounds like something so painfull that even the Aztecs think it should be on the UN human rights agenda!!!
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- 4881: Trin Tragula (Jul 28, 2005)
- 4882: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 28, 2005)
- 4883: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 28, 2005)
- 4884: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Jul 29, 2005)
- 4885: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 29, 2005)
- 4886: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 29, 2005)
- 4887: Vestboy (Jul 31, 2005)
- 4888: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 31, 2005)
- 4889: arrietty42 (Jul 31, 2005)
- 4890: Scandrea (Jul 31, 2005)
- 4891: Vestboy (Aug 1, 2005)
- 4892: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Aug 1, 2005)
- 4893: Trin Tragula (Aug 1, 2005)
- 4894: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Aug 1, 2005)
- 4895: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 1, 2005)
- 4896: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Aug 1, 2005)
- 4897: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 1, 2005)
- 4898: F F Churchton (Aug 6, 2005)
- 4899: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Aug 6, 2005)
- 4900: F F Churchton (Aug 8, 2005)
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