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Trin Tragula Posted Jun 25, 2005
It's getting them to stand still that's the problem. They're just milling about at the moment.
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Jun 25, 2005
hmm, that is tricky.
*rushes over to other thread, grabs honey, rushes back and spreads honey on the floor*
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Trin Tragula Posted Jun 25, 2005
Stuck ducks! 
*Much indignant quacking*
Ssshhhh!!! You'll frighten the egress.
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Jun 25, 2005
Never mind the egress, it's the digress that's in mortal danger!
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Vestboy Posted Jun 25, 2005
*lights blowtorch.*
I'll have to use this to get the previous coat of paint off the ducks.
I have some strange urge to say, "Has anyone got any Hoi Sin Sauce?"
Is that striped camouflage paint?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 25, 2005
I think we could make hoisin sauce from pureed black beans and various spices. 
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Jun 25, 2005
It's more a pond and reed pattern camouflage paint. Hmm, that might not work so well in here...
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Vestboy Posted Jun 26, 2005
We all are, so that we can spy on the Egress.
*Dips vest in camoflage paint*
Do I look like a pond yet?
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Trin Tragula Posted Jun 26, 2005
*Frenzied ducks charge towards Vestie with much quacking*
Yep!
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Jun 27, 2005
er, who's going to clean up all the duck sh*t?
Bags not me!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 27, 2005
I don't think virtual ducksh*t needs to be cleaned up.
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Jun 27, 2005
*sprays Paul with pond and reed camouflage paint*
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Vestboy Posted Jun 27, 2005
*From under several ducks happily swimming around on his extensive belly*
You should patent this paint. It really works.
Do you think egresses like ponds?
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Jun 27, 2005
I have this image of egresses using long sharp beaks to spear fish in ponds. You might want to be careful then 
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Vestboy Posted Jun 27, 2005
I believe it's the mating season for egresses.
*Sprays Paul H with female egress camouflage paint*
I've also heard that male egresses aren't too gentle.
*Keeps beady eye open for egresses circling above with a hungry look on their beaks... shoos ducks off belly and scapes pond camouflage paint off vest except for a small scratchable stain.*
I'm going back behind the piano. Move over Trin.
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Scandrea Posted Jun 27, 2005
Where did the camoflauge ducks come from? And why is this egress looking at me like that?
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Vestboy Posted Jun 27, 2005
Hi Scandrea. I think it may be that feather you have in your cap making you look like a female egress in season. Would you like me to pull it out for you?
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- 4821: Trin Tragula (Jun 25, 2005)
- 4822: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Jun 25, 2005)
- 4823: Trin Tragula (Jun 25, 2005)
- 4824: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Jun 25, 2005)
- 4825: Vestboy (Jun 25, 2005)
- 4826: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 25, 2005)
- 4827: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Jun 25, 2005)
- 4828: Grandpa BIRIYANI (Jun 25, 2005)
- 4829: Vestboy (Jun 26, 2005)
- 4830: Trin Tragula (Jun 26, 2005)
- 4831: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Jun 27, 2005)
- 4832: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 27, 2005)
- 4833: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Jun 27, 2005)
- 4834: Vestboy (Jun 27, 2005)
- 4835: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Jun 27, 2005)
- 4836: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 27, 2005)
- 4837: Vestboy (Jun 27, 2005)
- 4838: Scandrea (Jun 27, 2005)
- 4839: Vestboy (Jun 27, 2005)
- 4840: Scandrea (Jun 27, 2005)
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