h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Where are we going to put all these 'free' people if they let them go?
Could someone see if there's enough rooms in the hotel for them?

*strolls in from the rain as a lightning bolt hits* Oh, the drama...

You can tell this is an international venue, can't you?
It's sunny where I am and you've just come in from the rain!
Make yourself comfortable.

Who do you think they should free?

Out of whom? And its sunny here, too, but its a dramatic thing, that the rain is going and a lightning bolt flashes when someone comes into a room from outside. One of those things. Anyway, who needs freeing?

Actually, it's raining, and the sun is shining, and it's freezing and too hot.

Yes sir... should I turn the air conditioning on? Or off? Or something?

Turn up the air conditioning... and the central heating.

Or, just forget it and learn to cope in your own personal environment. Hello, M'lady, do I find you well?

The well is in the back yard, next to the egress.

Oo, have we got an egress?

Hello Mr. Nuge! I'm doing alright - yourself?

Oooh! I love egresses! They're such pretty birds!

Quick! Quick! It's wading. Oo, they are pretty aren't they?

I'm not too bad.

*Stands next to Trin staring at the egress.*
I think I saw it move just then.

*whispers* I think it's hunting the fogs.

*sips and looks carefully.

Did you say "fogs"?
*peers harder*
I can't see them for this thick mist.

Egresses often hunt fogs. That's why they're always tripping over things. Frogs usually

*ribbit*

*hunh - splash!*

Yep - there she goes now

Fogs and small frosts, yes.</>