h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, they were good enough to write a song for the Sex Pistols.

Hey all.. i'm back... so did you hold a debate? rock the vote?
AM I IN?

Nice quote there Mike... you always seem to find the appropriate ones! if GOD doesn't come back tonight, i'll hold a double initiation for you and the new aplicant, "thistle"... that is, if they're worthy...

hey tweet! how ya been?

don't suppose you and mike would want to do some background checks on thistle? check out their postings... find out if they're saint quality? have they ever greeted a newbie? is their page an example of:

A) excellent programming skills

B) a fine sense of humor (and spelling)

C) someone who knows their way around h2g2

D) tons of attitude, but they have 800 posts to 90 forums....

and most importantly... should i be getting them women's size wings, or a men's?

cool. leave me a note in the saint to saint thread on my page- in the discuss this entry spot.

88888888888
Saint Zax*

*freakship pending... possibly...

not that any of that makes a pig's poke in hel* worth of difference, since it'll probably just get sainted anyway..

Asking us to spy on a fellow researcher . Well, I did it. I guess thistle's your average teenage researcher. Nothing particularly blashphemous , but at least you can saint her and know you've done a Good Thing .

Music quotes...you'd be surprised by the amount of quotes I can get from so few bands

Tsch, gods today, nebver should have gotten rid of those Viking guys!

LOLOL!

not spy..... exactly.... more...... how should i put it....... a gathering of juicy bits?

i'm so into good things!

Later!
St.Zax

thistle and Angel (the other applicant) are both very good rl friends of mine. They're both slightly twisted in a wonderful way- just like me
So, I guess their initiation depends on your trust in my recommendation...
Hey, Mike- do you think of me as an average teen researcher too then?

Nope, cos I didn't know you were a teen!
thistle said she was 16, and seemed pretty normal. So, she's an 'average teenager' in my eyes, seeing as I don't know her well enough to know otherwise.

How old are you Tweetie?

hey tweet! naw, didn't make a bit of difference.. (see above post, reproduced here by Sirius Cybernetics Corp, for your viewing convenience)
not that any of that makes a pig's poke in hel* worth of difference, since it'll probably just get sainted anyway..

god's pretty much accepting everyone right now.. i just figured i'd get you guys involved, and find out more about (thistle at the time) since her page said very little, and i had no time to read thru her posts... i had no idea what to name her, either- so it woulda helped alot with that... no worries...

St. Zax*

*still.

Yes, that's true, I am; as people regularly tell me...

S'ok, she loves her name
I'm also 16 Mike, mental age of 23.

Betcha can't guess how old I am

35?

oooooo the same thing happened to me!
i think this is the burmuda triangle for messages.......
please make me a freak! i mean, i am one but i want to be recognised!
i also wrote you a couple of witty messages about my being a poor defencles young mettaler in a sea of vicious townies but to no avail....
AND IF THIS ONE DOES GET THROUGH I WILL SCREAMMMMMM......
aaaaaa thats better.......

alllllleluya......alleluya.....!

How much of this thread did you read?

btw, they started a new thread for genuine freaks, but I guess you've earned your place now!
Ok, sorry, no harm meant

Cutlery, keep guessing

okay, whats the link?
and are you really all only 14? u make me feel like a granny....im 18 sometime at the tail end of this year.......
i am granny freak!

I'm 16. You're not that old *eg*.
Mike- 20(ish)?

I'm 15. Mike: Higher or lower?

Pink guy, the thread is called 'I'm a freak dammit'. Look to your left. Lisa will find you quicker if you post there, meanwhile you can talk to us here.

Damn, higher or lower than 15, eh? How much lower can you get?!?!
Ich bin vierzehn alt.
Is that right?

You mean "Ich bin vierzehn Jahre alt". You're 14, eh? Ich muss meine Deutschehausaufgaben machen, aber ich habe kein Lust. Heute ist Samstag, will ich kein schularbeit machen.

(Trans: I must do my german homework, but I can't be bothered. Today is Saturday, I don't want to do schoolwork. )