h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Das ist richtig. Ah, ich bin ein dumbkopf.

I don't know German that well.

Yeah, I'm just a goddamn kid, but I'm not the youngest here *phew*

OK, here's the deal.. i've posted at least 6 messages to this thread, and it WON'T work!! so... simply for time spent and frustration factor, i'm TAKING a membership!

You don't mind, do you? no one ever said i was in... but i REALLY wanna be!!!

*&%^()*$^

ok folks.. let me know when you start a new (trouble free) thread!

Saint Zax*

*one among many

There was a new thread started a while back. It's called "I'm a freak too dammit". Post there and Lisa will see you quicker. But if you do, then you have the rihght to act all impatient, seeing as you've been waiting here for long enough.

All these Freaky Saints (or Saintly Freaks) in here... do you think there's a special part of heaven for us?
Hmmm, I'm older than Mike. I automatically assumed I was younger. Then again, I tend to do that with everyone. Comes from being born late in the year- I just tend to assume everyone in the year is older than me and leave it at that.
Sorry, vague ramblings.
I'll stop now.

I'm still the youngest here

BTW I've added pink sparkley

*lightbulb*
Do you think God would let me design a bit of Heaven for us Freaks?
I wonder if they've got a planning permission office up there...
*flaps wings and heads off to Heaven with a determined look on her face*

Say, Lisa, what's unrequited love?

I was meant to see your friend Jinx today. But our lack of planning meant I missed her. I feel like shit right now.
Next time you see her, tell her that please. I feel shitty

Unrequited love is when you love someone who doesn't love you back. Something I know way too much about.

Jo is not my friend. How many times.
Why am I the Saint of unrequited love. I'm very happy with my Gavin.

But I'm depressed

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You're not a happy bunny are you?

I'm feeling better now . But I was feeling total shitzen 15 hours ago. Had to get it out of my system. But I'm fine now

*stands well out of his way*

Yeah, I had that feeling. I went and got drunk in Heaven to cheer myself up.
Think I scared a couple of people though.
And I got to know God's floor pretty well...

Stand well put of my way why don't you

Listen to me Lahmia, listen to what I've got to say
I've got these visions and they won't go away
I've got this curse, I'm turning to bad
The devil's got a hold of my soul and he's driving me mad

SUITCASE COFFIN.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Concealed , pieces locked up
Bloodstained , upholstery ruined
Solitary , torso missing limbs
Decapitated head without eyes nor teeth.

identification impossible
carefully wrapped in blood red cloth.
this human jigsaw laid to rest.

my bath tub her mortuary
my hacksaw her enemy
the casket is produced
soon to be final resting place
head packed in , then limbs wedged tight.

keeping 2 fingers and a toe for my accomplishment,
torso kicked and beaten
now lunged on top of the rest
so much blood
squeezed the case shut
a foot pops out
cut it off the leg - discarded
case now shuts tight.

the encased pile of slop
rides with me
to its lonely funeral
now moulded together ,
the ruptured treasure
is soon to be buried.

a marshy land beckons
to rid me of my prize.
enevitability cant be resisted any more

this suitcase coffin isn't my first
and wont be my last
ill kill on
and add to my trophies
all sharing the same graveyard
discarded into the marsh
hopefully never to be retrieved.

Mmmm.

The guy who wrote that should be sending me a demo...obviously have to be by email, how it don't take too long to receive...heck, I hope he still remembers to send it!

I pressed the button again. I feel so proud.

You what? I've lost the plot...

Only just?
I thought we all lost the plot years ago...