A Conversation for The CLI/STUMPED Mine

The Tunnels

Post 501

Witty Moniker

*Takes the teacup out of her tote bag and accepts a plate from Lil.*

Mmmmmm. This smells wonderful.

*Calls out to the shallows.*

Red Dog, are you hungry?


The Tunnels

Post 502

Garius Lupus

*Takes a plate and a cup*

Thanks, Lil and Caer.

Hey Affy - do you think that sword of yours can chop up a steak small enough to fit down Red Dog's straw? I'm sure I can smush some potato down there.


The Tunnels

Post 503

Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.")

All these cool toys you guys have and you don't have a simple blender? *shakes head and laughs quietly*


The Tunnels

Post 504

Garius Lupus

Well, we DID have one. Er, before the accident. smiley - blush


The Tunnels

Post 505

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Use a different straw! That one goes to his nostril.


The Tunnels

Post 506

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

*desperately starts exercising nostril muscles and practices advanced glaring smiley - cross*


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Post 507

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

Zeppo! Bad dog! Don't chew on Red Log's tail, you'll chip a tooth!
smiley - dog <-- not listening


The Tunnels

Post 508

Afgncaap5

*Remembers the blender*

Why /did/ we have the "detonate" setting? And why /did/ the nature conservatory seem like the appropriate place to use it?


The Tunnels

Post 509

Garius Lupus

They seemed like good ideas at the time? smiley - erm


The Tunnels

Post 510

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

The Nature Conservatory? Isn't that where the Celery is?


The Tunnels

Post 511

Titania (gone for lunch)

smiley - yikes

*getting a feeling of every hair on her body going 'ping!'*


The Tunnels

Post 512

dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC

Uh oh. I don't want to ask what was *in* the blender when it detonated. But I must. So, um, what was in the blender?

smiley - dog


The Tunnels

Post 513

Coniraya

I'm not too fussed if we never see The Celery again.


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Post 514

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

*sneezes and a straw flies through the air hitting Garius in the eye*


The Tunnels

Post 515

Garius Lupus

Oh! Ow! Oo! Ow! My Eye!

*Reaches into sea's pocket and pulls something out. Turns away, ties something around his head, then turns back.*

smiley - pirate There, that's better.

*Puts hands on hips and looks sternly at Red Dog*

Red Dog, that was the last straw!


The Tunnels

Post 516

Garius Lupus

*Remembers that d'E had asked a question. Turns to d'E*

Well, at the time we were working on fireworks and wanted to develop an improved cherry bomb. So, we had put half a pound of cherries in the blender and...well...you wouldn't believe where we found some of those cherry pits. smiley - erm


The Tunnels

Post 517

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

*pulls Red Log out of the water so that he can breathe and prods the glop coating*

It's softening! Look, it's going all gluey on the outside!


The Tunnels

Post 518

Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.")

Ew! Gooey!


The Tunnels

Post 519

Garius Lupus

All gooey, you say? smiley - evilgrin

Hmmmm, I'm kinda tired. I think I'll have a little nap. I'll just pull this feather pillow out of sea's pocket and smiley - whistle walk down the beach a bit, right past Red Dog.

Oh! Oops! My pillow caught on my belt buckle and ripped open. Oh dear. Now there's feathers all over Red Dog. Terribly sorry, old chap. smiley - angel Oh, and wouldn't you know, there happened to be a bag of confetti in the pillow too! Here, let me wipe that off with this toilet paper. Oh dear, now the toilet paper has stuck! Maybe if I rub a little sand in it, it won't be quite so sticky - I'll just try it on your left arm. There, it worked! Your left arm isn't sticky any more. Of course, it must be a little heavy with all that sand stuck to it. Hmmmm. Give me a minute and I'll come up with some more ideas...


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Post 520

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Garius is my evil birthday twin brother. smiley - evilgrin I would NEVER do such things.

*pushes Red Log back into the water partway, up to his waist* Let's keep soaking him in parts.


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