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Witty Moniker Posted Aug 3, 2004
*Takes the teacup out of her tote bag and accepts a plate from Lil.*
Mmmmmm. This smells wonderful.
*Calls out to the shallows.*
Red Dog, are you hungry?
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Garius Lupus Posted Aug 3, 2004
*Takes a plate and a cup*
Thanks, Lil and Caer.
Hey Affy - do you think that sword of yours can chop up a steak small enough to fit down Red Dog's straw? I'm sure I can smush some potato down there.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Aug 3, 2004
All these cool toys you guys have and you don't have a simple blender? *shakes head and laughs quietly*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 3, 2004
Use a different straw! That one goes to his nostril.
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 4, 2004
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Afgncaap5 Posted Aug 5, 2004
*Remembers the blender*
Why /did/ we have the "detonate" setting? And why /did/ the nature conservatory seem like the appropriate place to use it?
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 5, 2004
The Nature Conservatory? Isn't that where the Celery is?
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Aug 5, 2004
Uh oh. I don't want to ask what was *in* the blender when it detonated. But I must. So, um, what was in the blender?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 6, 2004
*sneezes and a straw flies through the air hitting Garius in the eye*
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Garius Lupus Posted Aug 6, 2004
Oh! Ow! Oo! Ow! My Eye!
*Reaches into sea's pocket and pulls something out. Turns away, ties something around his head, then turns back.*
There, that's better.
*Puts hands on hips and looks sternly at Red Dog*
Red Dog, that was the last straw!
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Garius Lupus Posted Aug 6, 2004
*Remembers that d'E had asked a question. Turns to d'E*
Well, at the time we were working on fireworks and wanted to develop an improved cherry bomb. So, we had put half a pound of cherries in the blender and...well...you wouldn't believe where we found some of those cherry pits.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 6, 2004
*pulls Red Log out of the water so that he can breathe and prods the glop coating*
It's softening! Look, it's going all gluey on the outside!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Aug 6, 2004
Ew! Gooey!
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Garius Lupus Posted Aug 6, 2004
All gooey, you say?
Hmmmm, I'm kinda tired. I think I'll have a little nap. I'll just pull this feather pillow out of sea's pocket and walk down the beach a bit, right past Red Dog.
Oh! Oops! My pillow caught on my belt buckle and ripped open. Oh dear. Now there's feathers all over Red Dog. Terribly sorry, old chap. Oh, and wouldn't you know, there happened to be a bag of confetti in the pillow too! Here, let me wipe that off with this toilet paper. Oh dear, now the toilet paper has stuck! Maybe if I rub a little sand in it, it won't be quite so sticky - I'll just try it on your left arm. There, it worked! Your left arm isn't sticky any more. Of course, it must be a little heavy with all that sand stuck to it. Hmmmm. Give me a minute and I'll come up with some more ideas...
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Aug 6, 2004
Garius is my evil birthday twin brother. I would NEVER do such things.
*pushes Red Log back into the water partway, up to his waist* Let's keep soaking him in parts.
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- 501: Witty Moniker (Aug 3, 2004)
- 502: Garius Lupus (Aug 3, 2004)
- 503: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Aug 3, 2004)
- 504: Garius Lupus (Aug 3, 2004)
- 505: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 3, 2004)
- 506: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 3, 2004)
- 507: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 4, 2004)
- 508: Afgncaap5 (Aug 5, 2004)
- 509: Garius Lupus (Aug 5, 2004)
- 510: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 5, 2004)
- 511: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 5, 2004)
- 512: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Aug 5, 2004)
- 513: Coniraya (Aug 5, 2004)
- 514: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 6, 2004)
- 515: Garius Lupus (Aug 6, 2004)
- 516: Garius Lupus (Aug 6, 2004)
- 517: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 6, 2004)
- 518: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Aug 6, 2004)
- 519: Garius Lupus (Aug 6, 2004)
- 520: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Aug 6, 2004)
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