h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Unfortunately the "Keep Britain Tidy" campaign has been too effective so they have had to eke out a new niche.

*removes self service sign, & serves a plain donut in the past for b.gallant, with his drink*

*looks sulky and unapproachable*

J is there anything wrong? (appart from the STUMP raid)

BTW are the wombles here because they are STUMPy too???

I'm just tired. I've no idea what possesed the Wombles to come along...

*whistles their themetune in an attempt to irritate them*

Donut?

Banoffee doughnut, please. They're my favorite.

If anything is wrong you can tell me. I'm a good listener (I just tend to hide under tables when people start shooting)...

Can I get you a cup of something from the AC? I'll pop over there quickly and come back.

Banooffe DN now why didn't I think of that.

Can I have one too?

I'm okay thanks...

...most ppl don't seem to realise they don't actually have to go to the ac to get coffee when they're here- I have a reciprocal agreement with Irving & they supply me with drinks in return for me supplying them with donuts...

*hands over banoffee donut, & has a chocolate supreme herself*

*hands over banoffee donut to DD too*

*flash of blue light indicates the sudden presence of Pr. C. Tonks*
Good day to all!
How's things?
Could I have whatever DD's having please?
Banoffee? Hmm, banana and toffee?

And a strong coffee the Army Helicopters are up over the estate nearby where there were gunshots last night.

I'm glad the Banoffee seems so popular. Why didn't you tell me about the reciprocal coffee agreement, I feel sooooo silly now

I did, very first post in this thread! although I guess you &latest=1 or something'd your way here...

*hands over requested donuts & drinks*

The police helicopter here's been quiet recently...

Cheers J!
hmmm, I always use &latest=1
DD told me...I never have to read the backlog anymore...
And it also means you don't have to keep switching forums!

It's prabably over here along with the Belgians watercannon.

Just so everyone knows, it's STUMPED not STUMP. The acronym wouldn't work without the last two letters.

*Sips some hot chocolate*

Is that an official policy declaration from the Celery Camp?

Sorry, but what exaclt does STUMPED stand for? I'm a bit behind in the times...

oops! got to go now! Watching Frost on S-ITV...
I'll see you all soon!
bye!
*teleports, well, attempts to teleport out, but, just for a change, decides to not bother with his Watch and walks out*

No, it is not an official statement from the Celery, just as it is not one of your official statements whenever Joanna puts up the "Self Service" sign.

And for BigC's benefit, STUMPED stands for Sinister Thinkers Unleashing Multifarious Pernicious Evil Deeds.

*Tinkers with his watch*

Hey! This thing can play Pong!

hehe

Does it really? Haven't played pong in years.