h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Walks in with a black armband stapped to his arm*
A commemerative doughnut to mark the death of my character, Felix Lieter in the DAF forum please...
*A minutes silence presides*
Thankyou.
*Takes doughnut and leaves*

*Ignores Mrgrunt, and continues firing the containment beams. Tosses a ghost trap, activates it, disengages the beam, and watches the goo monster dissapear into the ghost trap in a huge display of pyrotechnics*

My, that's disturbing. Joanna, I'd guess that these might be the ghosts of deceased donuts. I've got plenty of ghost busting stuff at CLI, but it'll take me awhile to get it ready.

*Leaves*

*Wanders around, looking for the donut stall.*

*mutters* I know it's been a while, but.. oh, there it is!

Hi, Joanna! A Heisenburg Uncertainty Donut, please.

I knew it would be you!

*hands over a HUD*

Mrgrunt, Felix will be sorely missed.

Well, I saw you in the window, and I waved back. But I thought I'd stop by for a quick chat, too.

I "skimmed" your article on the opera. Nice job! I'm gonna go back and read it for real in a bit.

*Trudges in, dressed like a Ghostbuster*

Okay, I'm going to be ready for anything. If there're any ethereal monster donuts lurking around here, they'd better get out before I find them!

*Pulls out an Etheria Scanner, turns it on, and starts waiting*

Hmm. According to this, we've got something strange. The temporal chip is definitely detecting something paranormal, but the ghost donuts seem to have left us. There's something else coming, though.

*Pulls out a plasma blaster and waits for anything*

*looks slightly nervous*

Thanks for reading my entry, Moniker.

*clicks to see older posts, clicks to see older posts*

*takes several steps back, keeps eyes on Affi's every move*

ummm, Joanna, I'm a little nervous at the moment. You think it's ok to stay here?

Oh it should be, just as long as the Metallic Hydrogen Containment Vessel doesn't lose it's integrity. Yep, perfectly safe

yeeeah... riiight.

*takes another step back*

*A large grey wolf bounds into the doughnut stand. He lets out a blood-curdling howl, then stands staring at the patrons, growling with his fangs bared. He notices Affy's plasma blaster, shaking in Affy's hand. He grabs the blaster with his teeth and wrenches it from Affy's grip, crushing some crucial parts with his fangs in the process. The patrons cower in fear and are unable to respond for the next 2 posts.*

Wha . . . STUMPED?

*As Garius Lupus is creating a huge ruckus in front of the stall, Grey cloaks and steps up and fires a long-range lockdown round in the general direction of affy's ghost detection equipment then moving quickly out of the way, no one notices the slight disturbance that goes running past them and dashes over to Joanna. Switching everything over to his neuromuscular equipment he runs with blinding speed up to Joanna and slaps a gag over her mouth. In the blink of an eye he has her wrists bound dehind her back and her ankles bound togethere as well. With not a moment to lose he wraps duct tape around her torso binding her arms to her side. Then for added safety Grey puts the snowzar at 30 minutes and freezes Joanna*

*Grey's voice crackles over the intercomm*
Joanna is no longer a threat, proceed when ready

*Grey then runs out to where Garius is and begins wildly firing the snowzar at the patrons(including Afgncaap5) aside from his fellow villains*

*has a feeling that has heard the word STUMPED somewhere before*

*A cloud of black smoke fills the room, and a very large lizard walks in. He is a geryish-green, and very dangerous looking, but little else can be seen because he is moving so fast. He jumps behind the counter, breaks open the padlocked cabinet, takes out something...a strange looking peice of metal...and walks over to Affy*

Send me a postcard when you wake, Affy. See you the Labs!

*Runs away, cackling, after he dropped a buisiness card on a table*


We are STUMPED.
"Bad will win, because good is dumb"
Be very afraid.

*The wolf sniffs around, looking for something. He finds a recipe in one of the cabinets behind the counter. At the top of the recipe it can just be made out to say S30. The wolf grabs the recipe in triumph.*

*The wolf bounds out the door and down the mountain. He disappears into the woods.*

*Grey, who can't be seen anyway, runs off from the stall firing a few snowzar blasts behind him just in case*

*Affy's Anti-Snowzar microchip, embedded in his wristwatch, finally kicks in, melting all of the ice around him. Affy jumps behind an over turned table, takes out a snowzar, and takes aim at the large wolf*

So it was a werewolf my Etheria-Scan was detecting! Well, in a second, the jail at the Detective Agency will have another member.

*Tries to follow the rapid movements of the wolf*

*after having thrown herself flat on the ground, she furtively crept behind a large barrel of flour, cowering there until the action ceased and the perpetrators left*

*slowly creeps out*

Joanna? Joanna!! Oh gosh, look at Affi!