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STUMPED Attack!

Post 421

Afgncaap5

*Throws his gun onto the floor in disgust*

Man, this is bad. Well planned, but bad. That was an illegal Cross-Continuity Jump. I'm going to have a word with the people at STUMPED about this.

*Walks around, sets his snowzar on reverse, and unfreezes all of the frozen people. Notices that the Krylma Leader stole something from the locked cabinet he was looking at a few days ago*


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Post 422

Witty Moniker

*removes gag & bindings from Joanna*

Joanna, you OK? Speak to me!


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Post 423

J'au-æmne

I..I..I'm c..c...cold...

*shivers*

w..w..wh..what h..happened?


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Post 424

Afgncaap5

Joanna should be fine, seeing as these were only Snowzars, and not any other kind of weapon. A Polka Gun or Sleetzar could've caused serious damage in this case. But they were after something. This was too deliberate.

*Pulls out his scanner and scans the padlocked cabinet*

Well, based on my last scan, they only took one thing. It was that strange metal thing. And it looks like the werewolf also took a recipe.

*Sighs*

STUMPED attacked the donut stall, one of the most respected forums in h2g2. Why?


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Post 425

Garius Lupus

*Rushes in, breathless*

Oh, no. Was I here in my wolf form a little while ago? Sometimes I can't remember what I do - I have these blackouts. The other day, I found a STUMPED membership card in my wallet. Don't know how it got there.

Could I have a toffee-honey EBA, please.


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Post 426

Witty Moniker

*runs over to Aroma Cafe, gets hot chocolate to go, runs back*

Joanna, wrap your hands around this, it'll help warm you.

And chocolate's good is a crisis.


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Post 427

J'au-æmne

*shakily hands over a toffee-honey EBA, & replays the CCTV footage of the incident for GL, which has, through some miracle, remained intact*


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Post 428

Afgncaap5

*Stares at GL*

Garius, if you were the wolf that was just here, you could've seriously harmed someone! Joanna's cold (along with most of the other customers), nearly all of us are scared to death, and look what happened to my Ghost Blaster!

*Holds up the mangled weapon*

I don't suppose you'd let me perform a Psyche-Scan on you, GL, because what you're talking about is a lot like what I went through when the whole Krylma Possesion thing started. Except I think that you've got a split personality, or something.

*Turns up the thermostat, and sends a message to CLI to bring some anti-snowzar defense systems*


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Post 429

J'au-æmne

*smiles at Moniker & sips chocolate*

Thanks. smiley - smiley


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Post 430

Afgncaap5

*Gets himself an S3 to calm his nerves*


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Post 431

J'au-æmne

I'm going home for a lie-down for half an hour.



Be back soon...


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Post 432

Witty Moniker

Well, boys... what can I say. That was quite an experience. That STUMPED organization is a crack outfit. Do you think I out to carry some sort of defensive weapon around here?


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Post 433

Witty Moniker

*out s/b ought*


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Post 434

Garius Lupus

*Puts head in hands*

Oh dear, it's worse than I thought. And I hope I misread what that recipe said.

*Eyes hot chocolate.*


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Post 435

J'au-æmne

*removes sign & serves GL hot chocolate*


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Post 436

Garius Lupus

*Sips hot chocolate.*

This is bad. I had better get back to the Lab and get some rest. Maybe I'll get Affy to run some tests on me.

*thinks*

Naw, on second though, I'd better not.

Bye.


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Post 437

Witty Moniker

Are you feeling better now, Joanna?


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Post 438

Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming)

*Sulking cos his Recall is broken*

I only hope the containment on the MH tanks is alright smiley - sadface

*Pulls out hyperspatial blaster ("Guaranteed to tunnel people over c or your money back") and blasts a few unsuspecting Wombles beyond oblivion*

Doughnut thieves.


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Post 439

J'au-æmne

*sympathy*

I feel a bit better...

*gets out diagnostic tool which came with hydrogen*

The field is down to 97% in some places but it seems to be stableising, Joe, I think its going to be okay...

It'll all be up to 100% soon. Although it got down to 80% at one point...


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Post 440

Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming)

And the wombles? Can I pick them off?

*Raises blaster and sights*


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