h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*goof comes out of sugar coma and climbs out from under the table. his previous doughnut binge havinf been too much*

What the **** happend here? Don't tell me I was out during all of that... How's the metallic hydrogen containment doing? It's not going to blow is it?

Nuh-uh we're safe for the moment...

*Notices that a womble was nibling on an mhCHUD*

When did we get such an infestation?

That earlier post, when the question was asked if we should start carrying weapons, I don't think so. STUMPED is an organization of thieves, villains, no goodnicks, lawyers, saboteurs, terrorists, the whole deal. But I don't think they mean any actual harm. Besides, causing death or pain on h2g2 is nearly impossible. I think they just want a little attention.

*Sips some hot chocolate*

I really think I ought to give GL that Psyche-Scan, though.

*Nervous*

Well, they've certainly got my attention.

*Hopes not to get squished*

Joe, you have my permission- get rid of those wretched wombles... ...as long as I don't see any die I don't care how...

Affy, what can I do about STUMPED? why did they attack me? How can I find out?

Hi there EC

would you like a donut?

(& if health and safety asks, I haven't served you, okay )

I'll just eat a few of these crumbs on the ground. I'm not that hungry just now.

Joanna, I'm not sure exactly why STUMPED would attack the stall. I'm not sure 'attacked' is the right word, either. It was more like a 'raid', if you ask me. Anyway, they were obviously only after two things. Had they wanted anything other than whatever they stole from that locked cabinet, and the recipe, then they easily could have. Most of us were still frozen, and those that weren't were wisely hiding under tables, or ducking behind whatever cover they could find.

For a while now, I've been thinking that the Krylma Leader wanted to rise out of the petty little battles that STUMPED has against CHOPPERS (the h2g2 superhero organization). Anyway, this is the second major place that STUMPED seems to be checking out. For months now, The Masque of the Red Rejection Email has been working to cause havoc around the h2g2 Space Station. He's even been tailing my spaceship, The Mangar, through some of the worst areas of space. Who knows what's going on in the head of those guys?

So they nicked a strange piece of metal and the recipe for an S30 (lucky it wasn't the S*unmentionable*), strange...

*travels back in time through the posts to look for clues*

No no, the s30 is the unmentionable one...

What about the S42? I thought the S30 didn't exist!?!

*gasps*

Either way we've both mentioned the unmentionable. Quick, RUN!

*Goof runs head long into the closed door and crashes backwards, unconcious, onto the floor*

Any S donut with a number greater than or equal to 30 is unmentionable. Except by me, since I can't exactly curse myself...

*picks Goof Lithium up and lays him on a couple of seats & hopes he comes round soon*

Joanna just got here. Is everything OK. Sorry I wasn't here earlier. What on earth have those STUMP people done to this place?

If anyone sees any wombles or willing STUMP members then tell me.

*Raises barrel of hyperspatial blaster and hum is heard*

Wombles!!!! Joe, hand over those little green tablets.

They are viscious doughnut thieves!

I'm wowed by your amazing selection, Joanna. Please may I have a simple plain donut... and maybe a cup of coffee? Or a cafe con leche. That would be fantastic.

I thought they were just tidying up the wrappers than common old every day folks leave behind.