h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, well, could you cover algebraic proofs and describe some sort of story about them. The project should be fun and easy to read and a story draws people in.

Okay, I'll have a go.

*hands over jelly surprise donut to dd- whats surprising is how there's more jelly inside it than there's room for...*

Thanks

I am going to have to research the concept of rigorous logic for one of the articles *groans*

Interesting.

*Helps himself to a MCG*

Twee!

An "Unmentionable" doughnut for me, if you've got the time.

*hands over an "unmentionable" donut then erases all traces of her ever having done so, so she wno't get in trouble...*

*teleports in straight from S-ICQ network on the SubEtha*
Hello all! How's things today?
Could I have an EBA please?
Hey, Affy! I didn't say welcome back...
Welcome back! I suggest you come and see the space station; it might just be your cup of tea...

...or coffee...

*hands over an EBA*

Thanks muchly!
{Beep, beep. Urgent message coming through from Governmental House. Must be heard. Automatic teleportation in...}
Oh drat! got to go. I'll see you tomorr....*teleports out*

...and now everyone leaves...

I'm here

A mhCHUD please

}I forget. Did someone tell me what a mhCHUD is?{

*Doesn't hear anything, being to engrossed in the latest Harry Potter book. His eyes keep shifting to something behind the counter*

An mhCHUD is a metallic hydrogen cooled Heisenberg's Uncertainty Doughnut. You can decide what it actually is and where in every bite

Really? I'll get one for myself.

*Puts down the Harry Potter book, walks over to the counter to pick one up, leaves thank you note, stares at something behind the counter, and sits down again, resuming his book reading. Takes a bite and grimaces*

Why, oh why did I want it to be the flavor of an Every Flavor Bean? It tastes like a sardine.

I once made it "Mark's Sex Life" flavour. *sorry, I just revisited the forums*

Why on Earth would . . . oh, never mind.

*Stares at something behind the counter before continuing to read*

OK...what's behind the counter that you're staring at Affy...?

Someone had to ask eventually...

Now I'm curious: what's really behind the counter?

*looks a little bit anxious at Affy*

Eomando, may I have my usual 2La, please?