h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

we just bought our christmas tree,
and someone ate all the chocolate decorations

wern't me

are you sure ?

I'm starting to think I should just have given him the packet and looked away for a minute

but you ain't said WHO nicked themwas it hubby or the crumbsnatcher

of course it was the little one,
we put some of the chocolate at the top of the tree,
i still doubt it will last till the end of the week

you never know with hubbiesME!! nah! it was the dog love

well fortunately we don't have a dog to blame it on at the moment
and you just can't blame a cat for as much

kids can't be held to blame then, if parents leavewithin reach

as in the room at general yes...

went to the chip shop yesterday got chips in paper instead of polystyrene

'n chips in paper, far better (and tasting) than on polystyrene trays or dinner plates

I know
and it's so hard to find a chip shop that doesn't use those silly trays
they make the chips taste terrible and then add loads to the rubbish as well
a bit of paper, by the time you'd eaten your chips was generally not up to filling up a bag too much

round here, some shops charge extra for the tray, but they can't be recycledand if eaten outside, 90%+ are thrown on the floor>grr>

most shops round here don't give you a choice,
its as if they've never heard of putting them in paper
but yes your right all the polystyrene just gets chucked on the pavement or into the bushes

Round Yorkshire, it ain't fish and chips unless they're in paper

well I'd move further east if it weren't for the fact that its not got enough hills....
and I've always lived on the west cost, I'm not sure I'd be able to get used to it

Yorkshire Moors and Yorkshire Daleswe got plenty of hills

Pfft
patrolled by daemonic ghost dogs

only the best

too many potters in the dales already
and I'd hate for my customers to get eaten by the hound of the baskavills ?
that's not right but you know what I mean

times is hard and dog food in short supply because of snow, customers can fill that gap