h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so the opening doors pulling the chair out thing
and I thought chivalry was dead

the day that I stop treating a lady as a lady and giving them compliments, is the day I cease breathing

well speaking as a lady its always nice to have a genuine complement
Happy bonfire night Prof

thank you Anthea, the lodge last night wasn't to bad
not in to firewoeks

me neither they always make me feel a bit... off
*shrug*

I even kept off them while the kids were young, I don't see the need to see my money going up in smokefor 10 seconds of colour

not even that long some of them
and all the supermarkets sell them
basically selling them to the kids
to pressure the parents

they are still on sale in morrisons here, mow it'll be for new years eve, as that seems to be firework standard now since the year 2000

mmm and they wonder why you get idiots posting them

also due to err minority peoples here, as they have their festivals, which again! have fireworks. So those still trying to get them banned as such, haven't a dogs chance any more

fine till its scaring some old dear out of her wits
or the dog,
or they hurt someone

unfortunatelythose are NEVER truly taken in to consideration and personally, I think remembering Guy Fawkes/fireworks is now past it's sell by date, as kids nowadays rarely know anything about history

well obviously they have better things to do playing computer games and hanging round on street corners with caps on and there hoods up

I fully agree

but as usual they also will not ban them, because "profits" and vat for the gov'

oh they'd tax the very air we breath if they weren't taxing everything else already
and what do we get for it?
cuts in public services

throughout history, we the commoners have to pay for the folly and blunders of the rich, this time it's for the bankers and financial institutions

if its not the banks its the politicians themselves,
and then they complain about not being paid enough
I mean seriously your three homes and your holiday manor and whatever else are far more than most of your constituents

all claimed on expensesone law for them and one law for us - heads they win, tails we lose

well there not being paid as much as the footballers yet

those wages are a disgrace and a affront to everyone trying just to exist let alone have a life