h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ensures that they'll stay in the area though

dont know if thats a good idea what with the cat...
he makes an awful mess of the garden what with all the feathers

thrushes are clever and they'll escape

BUT! wait a minute! 20 mins past 11what are you still doing upshouldn't you and hubby be tucked up in beding

well I'm a late to bed late to rise type of girl
I don't do mornings unless I have to,
but 11:20 is normally past bed time I admit,
I must have posted just before I turned the computer off for the night

tsk! tsk!

well there just so bothersome
very little of interest actually happens in the morning
and all the comedy programs and such come on in the evening
also its much easier to relax after a long day once the little ones gone to bed

the little onesis that singularor counting hubby as well

well Joes over 6foot tall so I don't know if i can call him little
but *shrug*
what he dosn't know

at 5ft 3ins, I'll look up to him

at that height you'd look up to me too prof

little tiny mini profs,
no-where would be safe

I like seeing eye to eye with tall women

well many of the young men I grew up with ended up shorter than me by a good inch or two,

I once was err smooching with a tall lass in one of our local night club/disco's and I said to her, I don't know what you look like, but you've a nice pairas my eyes were snuggled there - I got a clout

I can't imagine why

she said it was a love tap, I replied it's a good job we aren't married then

she sort of went off me when I walked to the side of the dance floor and brought on a chair to stand on

food time

well thats a shame,

oh I can be dead romantic

so are you a flowers and chocolates man then Prof?

no, but I believe that when partners go out, the man does the paying and the lady walks on the inside not roadside on a pavement, I also treat a lady as a lady