h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well as long as they buy stuff first,
got to pay the bills after all

in that caseI'll train the dogs to let folk in and NOT let them out until they've bought something

THEN2 min's after they've left, the dogs can go get and chomp

I hope the turnips have extra insulation

I think they grow fir coats in the winter

mine are deep underground, away from the permafrost

good place for them
as long as they don't vex the rabbits

no rabbits, some of the baskerville dogs are round here

gosh poor little rabbits
food for daemonic dogs

they never knew what bit 'em

well so long as they don't slide around in the ice

crampons welded to feet, tough dogs they are

poor things,
I hope you got them a bone from the butchers

yep, but the butcher wasn't happy, it was in his left arm

well as long as its a right handed butcher I can't see where the problem lies

I have to be selective, the dogs are sensitive to cheap cuts of meat

Poor things,
should I set a nice rug by the fire for them?

they'll be warmer on the fire, they ARE thick skinned

well yes but then they'll stop the heat getting out and warming my toes

just kick them to the side of the inglenook

well today was fun
little one didn't get up till after 8
so I guess that counts as a lie in on Christmas