h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hope the days events have given you good memories

yeah
I could just do with some of the ice thawing on the path
treacherous that's what it is

get any nice socks?
everyone i know seems to get socks....

only two things need to be bought for mea bottle of whisky or vodka

my sister usually buys me NON practicable things

my home town used to produce Johnny Walkers
not being a connoisseur myself I've no idea if its descent or not

don't worryI know you lived there and yes, it's a beautiful whisky

well it's all gone now,
closed the place down last year
said it was too expensive to repair the building so shipped it all abroad

nuff said



now learning about depression

nice to see all the slush has washed away
won't be risking my neck going five steps out the door now,

I'm in mourning

you miss the snow?
I must admit it brings a nice quiet to the place

no! Johnny Walkers

awww,
they'll still make it,
abroad... where they dont know the meaning of a good dram

but it ain't Scottish waterso it can't be the right stuff any more

well I'm sure there are others that measure up
look on the bright side I've heard some of the island malts are wonderful

the day I have moneyis the day I start sampling many whiskey's

Ah the things we would all do with a little money

the things I want and the things I'd like are added to an endless length of toilet roll

well i hope you've made sure not to add anything twice

nope, that I do know

unfortunately i think I've got a cold *sniff*