h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

People are given the cold shoulder when they serve their guests cold shoulder of lamb/mutton.

William speare was the baa'rd of Stratford-upon-Avon

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a baa'rbique with kebaa'bs

1968 - a film staring Jane Fonda

baa baa rella - except there was NO in it

African sheep live in Ewe-thopia.

When sheep get a cold they lean over a bowl of hot water with ewe-calpytus oils sniffing in the vapours.

Ewe-iodometre - a device measuring the gasses emitted by sheep.

Sheep are always polite with each as they are always using ewe-phenisms so they won't inadvertently hurt each others feelings.

When sheep ever make a startling discovery they shout out, "ewe-reka".

Sheep learn how to dance using ewe-rhythmics.

Kat - ewe amazing, baa none

Thank ewe, it was a pleasure.

There was great ewe-phoria when the with mutant powers finally got their dream ewe-topia.

rip van winkle fell "a for 20 yrs

have crossed over the ewe-kon border where they will be ewe-nited with their fellow .

a truck full of fell off a cliff, the farmer told they were having a over (sleepover)

I went to Sheep Town in County to see my cousin Shawn who was a sheep shearer and he told me he did it for the shear fun of it.

there was a flash of light and behold! a flock of fell from the sky holding 100w light bulbs - it was lightening

Ewe-llysees was filled with ewephoria when saved Helen of Troy.

the had a feast, it was a pig-out, but the pig got them on racialist charges