h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

formed a rock group and sang "ewe ain't seen nothin' yet"

In Shepherds Bush, the shepherds eat shepherds pie when ever there is a red sky at night and listen to radio programmes on their retro Bush radio. After a night's watching their flocks of sheep, they feel bushed, they then go to the Lamb and Flag pub to wind down.

take a for a walk and ewe'll never walk alone

--chuff--chuff--chuff--chuff

it's ewe ewe train

I like wool gathering in Wooler for the shear joy of it.

The shepherd was herding her sheep when she herd that old shepherds never die, they just keep spinning yarns.

can't go shopping in WOOLworths any more, they sold up

does the Fools Guild Members know their alphabet ?

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T "U" (ewe) V "W" (double ewe) X Y Z

15 were chained upthey were RAMshackled

Ewe-sually every Spring the rams locked horns as they ram into each other, startling the shepherd and his dog as well as the ewes

I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it, when I am at the knitting group in Baa-rrhill.

A sheep owner who sold his flock for too little was told: 'ewe were fleeced.'

a run the 100 metres in a world record time - Ewe'sain bolt

molten flowed down the mountain, ewesuvius had erupted

The shepherds and their sheep all like to sail down the Ewe-con river listening to the sheperds playing their ewe-kuleles which calms them down and they listen to it every night to help them go to sleep.

did you know ? and are made of wood ?

come Christmas folk are buying ewe'll logs

there was a lot of German swimming in the seas and oceans during the 2nd world war, the were called eweboats

The shepherds of Northumberland were full of ewe-phoria as they herded their sheep through the town of Wooler.

Sheep only travel by train from Ewe-ston railway station.

a had lost it's memory and was shouting "ewe who!"
another said ewe's that ?