h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In town there's a stall on Saturday's with with springs on they're legs - they're selling woolly jumpers

there was a tsunami and it flooded a coastal town with
it was a ewe'll tide

keep changing direction, they're doing a ewe turn

It was sheer luck that the contestants going to the sheep sheering contest in Sheerness found there way as they kept on dropping off at the baars to have a tipple.

but been spotted in space, nothing to worry about, they're only ewe'fos

Sheep use many ewe- phemisms to overcome their embarresment.

Ewe-genics the study of genetic blue print.

chu"baa"ff chu"baa"ffit's ewe ewe train

parachuted in to occupied europe in the 2nd world war, they had to baa'il out at 2000 feet and ewe's a beach head to hold a position

there's going to be a re-make of a Jane Fonda film = baa baa rella

have been sighted on the side of Mt Everest ? observers are trying to workout if they are sheepers or Sherpa's

a film star as been exposed as a - ewe Grant

there used to be a boxing sheep called Chris Ewebanks

one played football years ago, Ewesabio

Sheep would like to live in Ewe-topia.

Sheep get ewe-phoric about travelling by from train from Ewe-ston station.

Sheep's favourite mythological story is Jason and the quest for the Golden Fleece.

I only have eyes for ewe. The unewesual ewes spent their time bleating underneath the ewe tree.

the are no good with ropes they can't tie a shank

It was sheer folly of the sheep shearers of Sheerness to compete in the Australian/New Zealand sheep shearing contest.