h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

had a regiment in the war, they were in the Baartillery

there was decent in the ranks between the and the Anthophila.
because both were queuing in the same line = baa bee queuing

George had 20 thrown at him he was lamb-blasted

have designed ewes-ful household items that have included kitchen ewe-tensils for those with mobility problems.

To the amusement of the , shepherds who have mutton chop style sideburns dressed in traditional in shepherds smocks with their muffin top waists as they dance together with their shepherds crooks.

The crossed the Ewe-kon river to go to a garden centre who where having a better than half price sale of Ewe-cca indoor plants.

a wombat climbed on a it thought it was a ewecalyptus tree

sorry! Koala Bear

Shepherds and their flocks flocked to a giant tup-aware party held at one of the Ayrshire farmers home in Baa-hill.

when go into town, do they take shopping baa'gs with them

I went out for a drink in town and all the pub rooms were full of - they were baa rooms

she went for a job as a Baa girl, because she had a ish grin

The amateur dramatic society in Shepherd's Bush rein-acted their favourite Steptoe and Son (which was set in Shepherd's Bush episodes as well as Shawn the sheep were they were dressed up as sheep. When they were having a tea break they would get on with their knitting using wool which they bought when holidaying in Wooler in Northumberland.

In two shakes of a lamb's tail, the rams and the ewes entertained their lambs in an un-ewesual way by dancing the lambada.

Sheep drive in a Lamborghini or ride on a Lambretta.

their university campus is lambda lambda lambda

Sheep travel by train to Newcastle from Ewe-ston station in London.

Sheep love listening to ewe-kulele music.

7 days doesn't make 1

Ewe-gene the Sheep ewe-sed to travel on their holidays to Ewe-goslavia.