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Addicted? Me?
$u$ Posted Sep 16, 2000
Wickid.
*Sus stretches out on the couch*
Doctor doctor... I think I'm a potato...
But seriously doc...
I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle...
St.~A~
Addicted? Me?
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 16, 2000
*broad grin*
Yes, vell, ...
You ssseem to be be haffing tremendous difficulty withhh your lifestyle? hmmm... Zis is ferry interesting...
Addicted? Me?
Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 16, 2000
Zis is peerrfectly normal behafiour for a Researcher.
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$u$ Posted Sep 16, 2000
*does a cartwheel off the couch and lands in a crumpled heap in the corner*
*mumbles*How about zis... er I mean this?
St.~A~
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 16, 2000
Zat is aaalso normal behafiour for a researcher - zis is ferry good!
Aaaaaanyvay..
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 17, 2000
Vat seems to be ze problem? Ah yes.. Addiction.. Vell, zere are many cures for zis, but answer me, do you really vant zem?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 18, 2000
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains...
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 18, 2000
Hmm.... if you like Dr Dr jokes, check out:
http://www.h2g2.com/A310014
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$u$ Posted Sep 18, 2000
Isn't that perfectly normal behaviour for a bluebottle doc?
St.~A~
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 18, 2000
OK, OK, I confess: I'm addicted
I just HAVE to check my conversations twice a day; from w*rk and from home. And when I have a day off, once before lunch-time, and once in the evening...
...despite the fact that I'm feeling a bit lop-sided at the moment, using only left hand after an attempt of plasma-donation in RL...
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Sep 20, 2000
It was lucky you had to hand suitable amount of gas heated to such extremes of temperature that the electrons part from their nucleii.
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 21, 2000
Advertising? I was providing a service by helping people find Dr Dr jokes.
I also provide services by providing links to all sorts of other areas of h2g2 - I'm so addicted I want everyone to explore all of h2g2!
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Kristina the Flamenco Dancer - PS of Duende, Muse Posted Sep 21, 2000
BB, Lil told me the name of someone who had experience in managing multiple personalities at h2g2 - could that have been you? (trust my memory of names to malfunction every time I need it!)
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 21, 2000
I have had multiple personalities, well, only about 8 if that counts, but I've not done that much with them,,, that I'll admit to. There is a club for different IDs somewhere - I can't remember where, though. I can try to find out if you'd like....?
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Fashion Cat Posted Sep 23, 2000
oooh... yes please BB!
*cough*
hello. my names FC, I've been addicted to h2g2 for a few months now.
*hangs head in shame...*
()
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 23, 2000
Are you finding this to be a problem?
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