h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*contimplates secretly switching Lil's AZOJ with folgers' crystals... decides against it and serves the real thing*

~Irving

Well, in about 3 minutes, it will be my weekend too. Hooooray. Of course, my weekend is only Saturday, since I work on Sundays and take Wednesdays off. But it still feels good

I believe your three minutes are up!

~Irving

Oh, married... networked... what's the difference?

Who knows? Who cares?

Welcome to the weekend Lil.

I've been there for a while and it's great this time around.

Hello all
sorry I haven't been in for a while
here's some fairy cakes to appease you with
any chance of a hot chocolate to go with them please?
oh, and meet my pet Kitty...
could I have 5 "The Greebo"s in a bowl please, for him.
thanks

*Extremely large furry Cave Lion follows Mad Hatter into the café*
(carrying registration card for health inspectors to say he's cleared to go into food establishments as long as he doesn't eat any health inspectors)

I had no school today... heh heh.

And my grade is going to Washington DC sunday... so no more class until Thursday. Should be cool.

But How will I catch up on all the backlog when I get back?

By then... there'll probably be a new forum... oh, and here *hands over five Greebo Specials for the big Kitty* just don't eat anyone...

~Irving

*alarmed*
Please tell Kitty not to eat Ferrari!

I hope he doesn't want to eat horses, as I really don't know what I can do to stop him in the event that he does...

~Irving

Well fortunately he's not here -- off with Musically Angered somewhere.
Irv this AZOJ isn't too bad ... *tilts head* slightly different from FLOJ but I can't say how. It's like 2 wines

Mornin' all.
This place is beginning to resemble a somewhat demented menagerie!

BTW Irv, Turkish coffee is made by directly boiling coffee and water, ristretto is made using an espresso machine - thus avoiding sludge in bottom of c(~)

But in fact that would bring down the caffine level. The Espresso machine shoots a small quantity of steaming water through the grounds very quickly, which means you get strong coffee flavor, but have no time to soak out the caffine.

~Irving

No wonder I have to drink so many to get moving in the morning!

Three more ristrettos please, Irv

Kitty doesn't eat people or h2g2 researchers.... it was just a threat we made to the board of health (who being officious officials were afraid of him) so that he could stay in the pub and visit other eateries and drinkeries

Good Morning every one!
What a lovely morning
Sorry its 12.30
Good afternoon everybody
Can I please have a hot cup of Java?
*some one hands him coffee*
oh this will do
in staying over at my parents house this weekend
*gulp gulp gulp*
Oh my god!
*Fiend starts cscreaming and changing, hair teeth *
oh my god hes turned into Mr Hyde
ANOTHER COFFEE PLEZ
Some one ahnds him reluctanly another coffee
*Gulp gulp gulp*
AH THATS BETTER
*Fiend runns and crashes throu the window into the night*
HHHHHOOOOWWWWLLLL!

*enters in time to see back window of cafe explode outward*
tsk
Now that was plain old inconsiderate.
Is there a glazier in the house?

Good morning everybody! And I hope y'all survive April Fools! Glad to see I can get on -- I tried to log in at about 6 am GMT and got DNS error messages. Oh no, I thought, not the weekend!

FLOJ and apple spice donuts for me...

Interesting, very interesting.
*lets glazier in to replace window*
*Irv has very sensibly insured the property*
DNS errors midmorning, and now I can get on and my forum list says there was a post here in the last hour.

But no message do I find. Ooh, Irv ordered stained glass! And it's tempered. Good. If Fiend repeats that performance again he'll bounce off.
*sips tea, opens latest Smithsonian magazine*

~Greebo looks on as Kitty drinks her way through 5 Greebo Specials... ~... Hmmm... is there any left for me???