h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here, I'll fetch you one, luv
*sets out milk and straw*
And I'll have some FLOJ to start and an apple spice doughnut.
Then I am going to pay a visit to Fiend.

Bye Fiend. You were quick.

I'll pop off to see the menu...

I'll have a very frothy hot chocolate please

Let me show you the IIEM (Infinite Improbability Espresso Machine). When Irv isn't here he sets it on Autopilot. It has a voice-response mode, so it has served up your frothy hot choc. I know, it's an espresso machine, but the chocolate is part of the Infinite Improbability technology.
*hands frothy hot chocolate to Mike*
*Ferrari ambles in, goes up to Mike and tickles his ear*

*Saunters over to the IIEM.*

I'd like something different.

*IIEM rumbles and shakes. A small wisp of smoke curls up from its back. Finally it settles down and produces a cup of something. GL looks in cup, a puzzled frown creeping across his face. He sips. He grins. *

*interested*
What does something different taste like?

*Enters, exhausted*
Sorry about my early dissappearance last night, and my late rise this morning. I had a play to do and a cast party to attend. *takes up the IIEM and makes sure everyone's been served*

~Irving

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~Irving

God dammit I need a coffee quick!
*Some one hands him a coffee*
Oh thank god, i have three assignments to hand in today, its not lokking good
AAAHHHH!!!!! OOOOHHHHH!!!!!
*Fiend starts changing, more muscles, and stonger check bones and he somehow gets hold of a big gun*
WATCH OUT BAD GUYS IM COMMING AFTER YOU!
*runs screaming something, out the door and is folowed by gun shots and screams*
HaHaHaHa

*Bluebottle washes up....*

*patrons are now being served at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=45433&forum=26140
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*Mike posts here to confuse people*