A Conversation for The Café
Brak cuts muffins
Krunchy Posted Feb 9, 2000
or even my coffee and donuts I ordered b4 all of this mass pillage?
I might just have to start serving myself again!
Brak cuts muffins
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Feb 9, 2000
I've been doing that for weeks. It seems to be the only way to get things done round here.
Excuse me, but who you callin' a man?
The Brain Posted Feb 9, 2000
I don't know, just 'cause you're wavin' your sword about people jump to silly conclusions. I would like to make it very clear now, you all listening...
I AM NOT A MAN, I HAPPEN TO BE A WOMAN!
That is A MEMBER OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION,
and if I don't get my coffee NOW I will be quite unhappy
Thank you.
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typolifi Posted Feb 9, 2000
Hello I see you are now looking for regular customers. It may appear strange to try to sign up for such a thing, as one could think it would be enough to come to the Café often. However, I wanted to sign up as the "Tea Drinker", which in a coffee bar implies that I am the stupid one who always wants something different, who always does something different, and therefore( I really like that word) it is natural that being who i am I will be a regular customer whithout really coming regularly.If you are convinced by my argument, then sign me up. If you're not convinced by my argument, it is perfectly normal, you are a wise person, you have just won the right to sign me up.
Thank you
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The Brain Posted Feb 11, 2000
I think I just managed to catch that, but I wouldn't recomend getting it repeated or we'll be off on a week log conversation about the S word......
Hooray for the self-service coffe machine, now, where do I get a chocy bar for dunking?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 11, 2000
Terribly soory. Any chance of a delicious plate of toasted spam?
By the way, It's Mr Stunt to you!
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Lord Kelvin Posted Feb 14, 2000
Well, not for being difficult or anything, but isn't a two-headed
battle axe of Thor a two handed weapon? How can you hold the axe AND
a sword at the same time?
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Lord Kelvin Posted Feb 14, 2000
Well, since it seems that i will not get a job at the cafe,
you can sign me up as a regular customer to.
But i am going bring my saxophone, and if the double-caffe mocka kicks in, maybe you will hear some sad blues, or swinging jazz.
"Grabs my saxophone and plays In The Mood"
Dubi dub dub dubi dubi du...
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Feb 17, 2000
::Hops up on table in middle of cafe, scattering old bits of stale donut, crusty coffee mugs, & green spam::
I proclaim that this table shall henceforth be the dancing table! It's free for any jig or swing or two-step that may be stuck in your git-along... just nothing too obscene.
::Does a little dance & waves around a pint mug::
::blushes::
I certainly don't know where I got this mug...
::Teeters on the brink of the table & kerplunks.::
::Kerplunk::
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Feb 17, 2000
::Voices her formal apology to the Lady Brain from the floor::
As I have kerplunked & have no means by which to free myself from my present gravitational confines, I hereby voice my formal apology to the Lady Brain. I am sorry. ::Raises pint:: & the llllluuck of the Irish to yer. Erin go braugh.
::Splashes contents of mug onto face & promptly nods off into a dead faint::
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English Ben Posted Feb 17, 2000
Are we ever going to get any service? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 17, 2000
*does comedy 'ding ding' thing with service bell*
Manuel!
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LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Feb 18, 2000
::Hiccups & emerges into consciousness::
Hey! My pint & I are feeling mighty lonely.
Donuts! We need donuts!
::Attempts to clink pint mug with imaginary folk in an imaginary toast::
And plenty of peanutbutter! Yes, my pint would like some peanutbutter please.
::Licks the inside of glass:: My kindom for some brew?
::Passes out::
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- 501: Cupid Stunt (Feb 8, 2000)
- 502: Krunchy (Feb 9, 2000)
- 503: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Feb 9, 2000)
- 504: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Feb 9, 2000)
- 505: The Brain (Feb 9, 2000)
- 506: typolifi (Feb 9, 2000)
- 507: Cupid Stunt (Feb 10, 2000)
- 508: Cupid Stunt (Feb 10, 2000)
- 509: typolifi (Feb 10, 2000)
- 510: The Brain (Feb 11, 2000)
- 511: Cupid Stunt (Feb 11, 2000)
- 512: Lord Kelvin (Feb 14, 2000)
- 513: Lord Kelvin (Feb 14, 2000)
- 514: Krunchy (Feb 14, 2000)
- 515: Cupid Stunt (Feb 14, 2000)
- 516: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Feb 17, 2000)
- 517: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Feb 17, 2000)
- 518: English Ben (Feb 17, 2000)
- 519: Cupid Stunt (Feb 17, 2000)
- 520: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Feb 18, 2000)
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