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I want a job
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 20, 2000
Jazz ....... Mmmm, nice.....
Always remember - Pillage FIRST, burn SECOND. Rape the WOMEN, pillage the HOUSES.
I want a job
Cupid Stunt Posted Jan 20, 2000
Oh, I've been pillaging the women and raping the houses all these years!
I want a job
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 21, 2000
*raises sword and runs towards Gw7en, with the intention of breaking in, killing the occupants and stealing any valuables contained inside*
AAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGG!!!!
*stops, checks his last post, adopts a puzzled expression and walks away, embarrassed*
I want a job
Cupid Stunt Posted Jan 23, 2000
Pillage houses, rape women, gottit. Now, where do we get search warrants and condoms, or does that take the fun out of it?
I want a job
LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Jan 29, 2000
Where are these Vikings? Are they challenging my godessness? Hmm... I may feel inclined to um.... beat them up. Take me to your lizard. Their lizard. Any lizard, I don't care.... Chicks in leather can take out marauding Scandanavian men .... strong scandanavian men.. wearing fur.. tall... hmm... yesss...
I want a job
Kumabear Posted Jan 29, 2000
*Pokes head in in door and sniffs air curiosly.....Pulls hatdown over eyes ,lumbers to center of room and has a seat on the loveley "Dogs playing poker" throw rug*
*waits.....................................*
I want a job
Cupid Stunt Posted Jan 30, 2000
A Norse, A Norse, My Kingdom for A Norse!
--..--. ...- .-. -- ... .- --. - Norse Code!
The Viking Arrives
The Brain Posted Jan 31, 2000
Erm sorry, can I have that coffe now please, or else, erm, I'll have to do something unpleasent to, erm, everyone (that's a feeble grin, by the way)
*waves sword in one hand and double headed battle axe of thor in the other while swaying long blond plaits around, (i am a natural blond you know!!!!) an hoping odd little bullet hat doesn't fall off and make a noise*
The Viking Arrives
Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 1, 2000
Where's my toasted spam? (Carries on pillaging the women and raping the houses)
The Viking Arrives
LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Feb 4, 2000
Hey! That's my house you stupi- well... erm...
Er.. Just don't make the nasty with my dwelling. What do you pillage from un woman, anyway? Entrails? Desk lamps? Humph. Fine.
::Looks a blonde norseman with pointy bullet hat::
Wow! Un strong man? In here? Fortune has found un goddess.
Drink
English Ben Posted Feb 5, 2000
Hi there. Could I get a small hot chocolate with sprinkles and a toasted plain bagel with lashings of cream cheese, please?
Drink
LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Feb 7, 2000
Can you believe that guy? He wants service! Look at all the raped houses lying about! How can you think of cream cheese at a time like this! This stupid c- um... er.. That dude is pillaging women even! Can't you see that brainy viking in the silly pointy hat? Yeesh.. the nerve.
Drink
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Feb 7, 2000
A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, high chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle-helmets with the horns on the inside.
Brak cuts muffins
LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© Posted Feb 7, 2000
Olaf? Dude, I knew him! He was the big hairy dude with the holes on either side of his head. His wife beat him a lot. One day she mysteriously fell off a cliff. Olaf said they were going on a romantic picnic & the fog covered up the ledge. I dunno. Sad, sad... But he raped a nice house & pillaged a nice young lady who really dug high-chiefs. They got mawwied. Yep.
Brak cuts muffins
Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 7, 2000
What do you mean, I'm as intelligent as the next Roman.
Any chance of that spam?
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- 482: Cupid Stunt (Jan 20, 2000)
- 483: Bluebottle (Jan 20, 2000)
- 484: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Jan 20, 2000)
- 485: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Jan 21, 2000)
- 486: Cupid Stunt (Jan 23, 2000)
- 487: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Jan 29, 2000)
- 488: Kumabear (Jan 29, 2000)
- 489: Cupid Stunt (Jan 30, 2000)
- 490: The Brain (Jan 31, 2000)
- 491: Cupid Stunt (Feb 1, 2000)
- 492: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Feb 4, 2000)
- 493: Cupid Stunt (Feb 5, 2000)
- 494: English Ben (Feb 5, 2000)
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- 496: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Feb 7, 2000)
- 497: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Feb 7, 2000)
- 498: LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-© (Feb 7, 2000)
- 499: Cupid Stunt (Feb 7, 2000)
- 500: English Ben (Feb 8, 2000)
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