h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Me is up here!!!!!!!

Are you indeed?

kats-eyes is going to be running the café

I'm not hiring, but you could clean our ashtrays for fun if you like! We've only really had one or two smokers in here, but they haven't been around much lately...

Greebo! How can we help you?

~Irving

*Beeblefish looks up --*

Greebo appears to be higher than usual. And not in that good way . . .

alright, lets help her!
we'll need some non-inflatable furniture to improvise ladder
*starts dragging a table under Greebo*
kittens... never won't come down again nowhere

*Beeblefish hits a button, the Autofood 2000 slides out ot the wall, he rips the useless thing from its foundations and lifts it up onto the table -- it then provides him with some fried Spam*

Good grief. There, that should do it . . .

*eats the spam and grumbles*

Tastes like chicken :-|

I hate Chicken. I don't care for Spam much, either...

Okay, that should do the trick...

*stands back and admires his assorted collection of tables, chairs, and non-inflatable dolphins which reach up to the ceiling... hopefully to somewhere near Greebo...*

How can I wash up without any room?

Greebo's life is at stake here! And you're worried about your washing up?

Greebo will come down when I give her some milk & doughnuts, but I can't give her any because all our plates etc are dirty!

::stumbles from ally::

::sits down on stage, gets out mil- er, bongo, and occompanies poem::

Trees are green
I like bagels
All food should be really cheap
10 lb Meg food for $0.01

I've never been much of a coffee drinker, tea is a morning beverage for me....I do hope there's a soda fountain! If there is, I'm a regular for sure. Flavored soda would be even better. Ever have a vanilla Coke? Heaven in a glass!

Has anyone got a big net to catch Greebo in? She seems to be stuck to the ceiling.... I don't think you're going to reach her standing on that lot which doesn't look all that steady......WATCH OUT!

Gwennie runs off behind counter for shelter...can I help myself whilst here???? Oh, look - a fridge with lots of cream....

M..M...M...e is stuck... ~Greebo hangs rather precariously from the light fittings~ ... M.. M.. M..e is scared of heights!!!! ... ~Greebo shuts her eyes and hangs on for dear life~

HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

what we need is a fireman to get greebo down, there must be one round here somewhere? or at least a ladder, that would work better than all of that stuff. I wouldn't climb on that if you paid me. Oh yes and I'm still waiting for my coffee and toast, but that can wait until after we get greebo down.

Jump Greebo I'll catch you

[meanwhile, Z, who has been uncharacteristically quiet during the last series of events speaks up]

"Greebo - aim for the floor, we'll distract you, hopefully you'll miss - if not we'll hold this towel under you and catch you. Promise"

[removes towel from bag, stabds under Greebo, slightly to one side]

"OK Greebo, jumo - everyone else, DISTRACT GREEBO"

3 - 2 - 1 - JUMP! Everybody........LOOK! A HUGE PLATE OF DOUGHNUTS!

If nobody wants them, I'll have them!
Were you saying something, Greebo?

surely some and a saucer of milk would distract greebo more than donuts anyhow?