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The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 30, 2003
[What, you mean like speaking in English badly-translated-from-Swedish? 
]
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 30, 2003
(No, I mean like profane language, belching, or a desire to take over the world )
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Garius Lupus Posted May 30, 2003
*A large green parrot flys in the open window and lands on the IIEM*
Pierrot: Awwwwwwwkkkkkk! Small Amazon spring water to go.
IIEM: Here you go.
Pierrot: Squaaaaaak!!! Braaaakkk!!! It spoke!!!
IIEM: Of course.
Pierrot: Awwwkkkk! All lies! Those thing I told you were all lies! I never did any of those things! Screeeech!
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 30, 2003
[Mog] I know you did it! Now ... Answer these three questions:
1. Where were you on the night of July 23rd, 2003?
2. Have you seen a black-caped man with white hair?
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old?
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 30, 2003
Um... time travel in other threads not withstanding, we haven't REACHED July 23, 2003 yet.
And care to explain that last question?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 31, 2003
*tries to remember which character traits IIEM has displayed in the past, so that she won't mess up*
*fails to remember any character traits*
Hmmmm...
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 31, 2003
IIEM is kind, willing, and happy, fairly intelligent, and a tad naive.
*yawn*
Welcome to the weekend! I've got no plans, how about you all?
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 31, 2003
[Mog] Gonna watch Matrix Reloaded tomorrow, just to say I did. And to form my /own/ opinion about it.
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Pope Edgar Montgomery 3rd, Lord of all that's heavy and electric (and ANARCHY), now not grooming for 1 week+ as a statement, and Posted May 31, 2003
Sorry to interupt but does anyone know a place I can get a Dr. Pepper with or without cream?
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 31, 2003
It's no interuption, and this is one place where you can get it!
*instead of using the IIEM (infinite improbability espresso machine) Irving mixes a Dr. Pepper with cream for Edgar, and one for himself, as he's never tried one with cream*
Usually people just order from the IIEM, which is on autopilot (and has apparently just learned to speak) and can fix all manner of non-alcoholic drinks all by itself.
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jun 1, 2003
*entering from back porch*
The IIEM does too have a personality. You just haven't punched the
right buttons.
I'll have my usual, please. Where's Ook? Who's been keeping the path through the Magic Wood clear between here and the CLI building? Maybe I don't want to know the answer to that last question.
Hi everybody.
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Pope Edgar Montgomery 3rd, Lord of all that's heavy and electric (and ANARCHY), now not grooming for 1 week+ as a statement, and Posted Jun 1, 2003
Actually, I've never had one with cream either (until now) but I thought I might try it. Do you do snacks?
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Hati Posted Jun 1, 2003
The Plan: to survive the weekend.
IIEM, a blue java, please.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Jun 1, 2003
[IIEM]: Here you go, Hati! Hello Lil! I've missed you! I've been the one responsible for keeping the path clear, for the most part. It's hard without legs, but I find ways
Hey, Lil! Good to see you here. I haven't seen Ook in a while... *looks around, under the tables, then up in the rafters, and smiles*
There he is! Up there! *points up*
Edgar, we've got a few snacks around. What are you in the mood for?
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Pope Edgar Montgomery 3rd, Lord of all that's heavy and electric (and ANARCHY), now not grooming for 1 week+ as a statement, and Posted Jun 1, 2003
Bacon sarnie, pork skratchings and or crackling and a personl if slightly weird fave of mine, bbq sauce and fruit pastals. What's not to like, bbq sauce= good, F.P= good. Try it some time.
Has anyone seen Matrix 2...?
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Cupid Stunt Posted Jun 1, 2003
Yes, but what was the connection, do all the above things taste of chicken? Not that that was in the sequel... Oh never mind. Any chance of a cuppa?
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Miranda (Make tea! Yes, Cissdur, it's still me) Posted Jun 1, 2003
I saw it, too... 
IIEM, just a glass of water with a slice of lime, please. It's really time to go to bed... But it's still light outside! I don't wanna go to bed... 
...'m not sleepy...
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The Café: Blue skies of Spring
- 581: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 30, 2003)
- 582: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 30, 2003)
- 583: Garius Lupus (May 30, 2003)
- 584: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 30, 2003)
- 585: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 30, 2003)
- 586: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 30, 2003)
- 587: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 30, 2003)
- 588: Titania (gone for lunch) (May 31, 2003)
- 589: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 31, 2003)
- 590: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 31, 2003)
- 591: Pope Edgar Montgomery 3rd, Lord of all that's heavy and electric (and ANARCHY), now not grooming for 1 week+ as a statement, and (May 31, 2003)
- 592: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (May 31, 2003)
- 593: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jun 1, 2003)
- 594: Pope Edgar Montgomery 3rd, Lord of all that's heavy and electric (and ANARCHY), now not grooming for 1 week+ as a statement, and (Jun 1, 2003)
- 595: Hati (Jun 1, 2003)
- 596: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Jun 1, 2003)
- 597: Pope Edgar Montgomery 3rd, Lord of all that's heavy and electric (and ANARCHY), now not grooming for 1 week+ as a statement, and (Jun 1, 2003)
- 598: Cupid Stunt (Jun 1, 2003)
- 599: Hati (Jun 1, 2003)
- 600: Miranda (Make tea! Yes, Cissdur, it's still me) (Jun 1, 2003)
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