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The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 26, 2003
He goes by the stage name Tao Jones. I thought it was hilarious.
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 26, 2003
[Mog falls out of his stool]
[Mog] Ooh, bad joke! 
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 27, 2003
I think I've HHiked twice... once in Austria, in the middle of the night, and once during Easter, from Stockholm (Sweden) to Copenhagen (Denmark) and back - I had company by a female friend on both occasions, and everything worked out just fine - one of the male drivers even wanted to give us money (that was on the way back, when we had spent most of ours) to take the train, because he didn't like the idea of leaving us by the side of the road (he was taking the next left turn in completely wrong direction for us)
IIEM, a 
please!
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 27, 2003
*IIEM sputters, fizzes, grumbles, but nonetheless produces *
Um... that didn't sound good...
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 27, 2003
That's odd... Bumblebee has been changing filters every now and then... *sniffs at to make sure it's the real thing*
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 27, 2003
I'll try changing the filter. Maybe that will work.
*changes filter*
IIEM, I'd like a double skinny latte in a ceramic mug with cinnamon on top.
[IIEM]: Bloop beep beep bloop bleep boop BING!
*The IIEM produces the ordered beverage*
Thank you... um... it didn't used to make noises before.
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 27, 2003
[Mog] Hmm, probably just an improbability surge. That, or the Evil IIEM is going to launch us into that Moonside World thingy. 
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 27, 2003
[Mog] Oh, don't worry, it was just a plot device, and that plot is over now. 
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Hati Posted May 27, 2003
*looks at the IIEM from the corner of her eye*
Erm...
If you say so...
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 27, 2003
[IIEM]:Biim bop bebil, bim brrrring boop baap!
*A small piece of paper prints out the bottomb of the IIEM*
I'm not evil, I'm learning to talk
Wow. A talking espresso machine could either be really cool, or really annoying. No offense, IIEM.
[IIEM]: Bub bipping! Bang boom beep beep?
*Another small peice of paper spits out*
None taken! Can you teach me?
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted May 28, 2003
A talking espresso machine?
Could I have a vanilla latte please, IIEM?
Maybe we could get GL's parrot to give lessons?
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Hati Posted May 28, 2003
Come to think I've never heard Pierce's parrot never saying anything...
I bet it would feel 
to discuss weather with IIEM. 
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 28, 2003
[Mog] Oh, weirder things have happened. For instance, Massa and Meuny (the two twins we found in the Evil IIEM's weird reality) still look eight years old, even though it's been three years since it happened. They act it, too.
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 29, 2003
[IIEM]:Ah... ah... ah... I th-think th-that ah-I m-may ha-ave d-d-disturb-bed some of y-you. P-please d-d-do n-ot b-be upset-t. I will only sp-peak when sp-poken t-t-to.
[Irv]: Wow. Hi, IIEM.
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 29, 2003
[Mog] [this is his catchphrase for this thread] IIEM, gimme a triple espresso with an extra shot of espresso, and a shot of espresso on the side (with an extra shot of espresso). And make it strong this time.
The Café: Blue skies of Spring
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted May 29, 2003
[IIEM]: Yes sir!
*Produces drink as ordered.*
Hmmm... IIEM, can you make me a double latte, skim milk?
[IIEM]: Yes, Irving.
*Produces drink. Irving sips it thoughtfully*
Well, learning to speak doesn't seem to have effected your drink making capabilities. Welcome to the thread!
[IIEM]: Thank you!
*Note: Hey, everyone, feel free to add IIEM dialogue as needed. Just don't add any bizare new character traits *
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