h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fish a la flambé! My favourite!
Open University. I have been thinking about that myself. I may have to do that one day, just so to get the right papers for my job. I'll think a bit longer... (It's not for nothing that I'm a member of Lazy B*stards Society.. )

How old are you, BB, if I am allowed to ask?

This BB is 36.
Bluebottle is a bit younger...
Very confusing with all the B's. In another forum we even got a Bald Bloke.

Oh,gosh! How stupid of me!
*feels ashamed*

No reason for that, Hati!
We get mixed up all the time! If you want to, you can use Bee, like Titania does, or Bumble, or B'bee. Or simply B. (Dear child have many names..)

Usually I use Bumble, I don't know what I was thinking about. Perhaps it's too many postings for a day.

*Orders latte from IIEM, a little unsure after what happened in CLI with a miniturized model.*

IRVING WASHINGTON IS BACK!!!

Who's Irvine Washington? (please excuse my ignorance, I'm new)

Owner of the Café. He has been lost in space until now, without a password or other user information, I guess.
He got lost at the Rupert days (the time in the beginning of this year when BBC was taking over and h2g2 was temporarily closed) and there's no possible chance for you to know him. I hope he'll be here, too.

If he hasn't been here, how'd you know he was back?

We ahve the Who's Online list, you know. And anyway, the name of the Café has been changed.

Good point, that.

BTW he is online atm, too.

/* Looks up at the sign */

Nice new sign, much better than "temporarily renamed Smelly Café" or whatever we had before.

Arlecchino, has CLI created a mini-IIEM? I could use one for my house. But you should be careful what you order, the IIEM can make some surprising interpretations at times.

IIEM, a lazy cat, please, and a bowl of water.

/* Sighs a sigh of relief when the IIEM produces a fabulous chocolate drink with marshmallows. Puts the /___\ on floor */

Tomorrow is Zeppo's first birthday by the way.

_/-\_

Irv has also updated the main page for the café a bit. Something about logging, and how he forgot it.


I'm a lumberjack,
[etc., to thwart the moderators]


IIEM, a moderatté for the the moderators please.

/* places moderatté on a table where it is [removed by moderator] */

_/-\_

Return Address:
First Class Stateroom, Floor 7, Room-22, The Hotel Gat, Blerontis.

To:
My Incredibly Hoopy Coffee Mates, The H2G2 Aroma Cafe, h2g2.

Message:
Hello, and Greetings, and Fish, and such...
They've got me working on this project for the Blerontin Bugle. Big stuff, I tell you. Possibly the best thing I've ever done. But I'm not sending this telegraph just to tell you about my professional happenings. The truth of the matter, is that it is getting increasingly hard to get on the guide whilst I'm here. It's busy, and whenever I do happen to get on, you and the rest of my friends are logged off and probably sleeping. But...I would still like to hear from all of you, and The Hotel Gat is not charging me for my etha-net time. So email me if you get the time off from your busy schedules. The address is [email protected].

Wearing nothing but his bowler hat and hoping to hear from you soon,
Yossarian Prefect

Good morning!
IIEM, a cappuccino,please.

d'E, this tomorrow thing makes me quite puzzled here. Do you mean 24/08, eh?

YP, I'll miss you!
But the best thing in h2g2 is that you don't have to be in real-time chat, we can communicate anyway, even if we can't be online at the same time.

*sips *

Morning, Hati!
I think I'll start the day with a please.
Thank you, IIEM.